Lonelygirl15

Granted, but it is the weather network.

I wish my cat didnt eat my ipod headphones

Granted, but she ate your iPod instead.

i wish i had a magic lamp

Granted, but it doesn't do anything but glow mysteriously

I wish I could sing

granted, but you are singing in a room full of tone deaf people and they think you are horrible.

I wish my parents werent watching the EAST COAST MUSIC AWARDS, and I could watch the Simpsons

Granted, but Homer's doughtnut looks so good you have an urge to go get one, and you miss the show

I wish nail polish didn't chip

your nail polish no longer chips but it is doomed to be black forever, it wont come off.

ok...now i wish i actually had a doughnut.

Granted, but it's moldy.

I wish my hair always looked good

Granted but it always looks good because you no longer have any.





I wish I wasn't sick

granted, however you jump for joy and break your leg while tripping on a bottle of buckleys.

I wish i didnt have a headache

Granted but now you have no head



I wish i didnt have to go to school

Granted , but you have to go to the dentist and get a root canal instead

I wish I never had to do housework again

granted, but instead you're assigned to do all the yardwork.

i wish my gum wasn't so hard

granted, however it has turned into a disgusting pasty thing. (which happens and is really gross)

I wish i had a beer.

Granted, but it's warm and you still have to drink it


I wish I had an ice cream cone

Granted, but it has a hole in the bottom and it got all over your favorite outfit.

I wish my kid would do her homework