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Posted: Fri Feb 16, 2007 3:30 am
by stuart2004
granted but you type so much you fingers start to bleed and wear away

I wish people leave me alone at work

Posted: Fri Feb 16, 2007 3:34 am
by Crooked Angel
Granted , but you are so isolated nobody warns you about the FIRE and you........ :roll:


I wish I had smaller boobs

Posted: Fri Feb 16, 2007 3:45 am
by stuart2004
granted but before they shrink everyone on the foruym get to squeeze them../.




I wish my buisness would get bigger

Posted: Fri Feb 16, 2007 3:59 am
by wickist
anyone here

Posted: Fri Feb 16, 2007 4:00 am
by stuart2004
that isnt a wish or a grant WICK...come one man you are killing me

Posted: Fri Feb 16, 2007 4:05 am
by wickist
stuart2004 wrote:that isnt a wish or a grant WICK...come one man you are killing me
what do you mean?

Posted: Fri Feb 16, 2007 4:08 am
by stuart2004
ahhh its a game.....I made a wish now you have to grant it in a twisted way and then you make a wish....and some one else will grant it but twist it and so on and so forth..........

Posted: Fri Feb 16, 2007 4:13 am
by wickist
granted but first you have to hire male strippers to dance out front of your business

i wish i had a new car

Posted: Fri Feb 16, 2007 4:22 am
by stuart2004
Granted but you total it out on the way home from the dealership


I wish I had a kewl hair style

Posted: Fri Feb 16, 2007 4:33 am
by wickist
granted but your girlfriend shaves it off as a joke the next night

i wish my job was more exciting

Posted: Fri Feb 16, 2007 4:45 am
by stuart2004
granted but then the government shuts down the entire company after week and you cant find work again


I wish I had a really sexy female coworker...(just to look at not gonna do anything with her)

Posted: Fri Feb 16, 2007 5:14 am
by Crooked Angel
Granted , but she used to be a man


I wish my husband did housework

Posted: Fri Feb 16, 2007 5:16 am
by stuart2004
granted but he is so disorganized you begin to lose more stuff than you can find....

I wish my wife would have sex with me every night

Posted: Fri Feb 16, 2007 5:17 am
by Crooked Angel
Granted, but she gets freaky and wants you to be the catcher!!

I wish I could get rid of my headache

Posted: Fri Feb 16, 2007 5:23 am
by angie78gg
granted, but large rats gnawl on your toes for an hour



I wish I could be at two places at once!