Your First Kiss

Nieriel.Manwathiel · Post by **Nieriel.Manwathiel** » Tue Mar 20, 2007 3:04 pm

thelogicpuzzler wrote:I haven't had my first kiss either, probably why I want to hear about other people's. Wait, that didn't sound right. Sounded almost, stalkish. *gasp* Trust me, I'm not a stalker!

fun thing to do; stand in a corn field and pretend to be a stalker.

rachelalexis wrote:I also never dated my first kiss. It was New Year's, we were drunk, and it was awkward. We've kissed several times since then, but only when we've been drinking and forget that in a relationship we'd kill each other despite being good friends.

My first sober kiss was with my ex though. I'll never forget that one, because it was like what you imagine your first kiss should be. So easy and simple that you can't even be sure who kissed who, just that it happened. And then the butterflies. Oh man, I miss the butterflies in the stomach feeling.

I always wanted to be like my mom; her first and only kiss was my dad. (believe me, she would have told me if it was otherwise

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i've been praying for my future husband for 16 years (i always knew i'd eventually get married so i just began to pray for the guy ahead of time) so i would also fantasize about kissing him for the first time, and i hope it feels as awesome as i would dream.

cause, i know it sounds silly, in my fantasy i would have already been dating him and shared with him that i never kissed anyone before, so he'd just give me a sweet, tender kiss.

or if he tries to do more, i could also be like my mom and threaten to break up if he didn't accept the fact that i won;t do anything before marriage.

......they did end up breaking up for two full years after that....

(btw, Captain Obvious here to say they got back together

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thelogicpuzzler · Post by **thelogicpuzzler** » Tue Mar 20, 2007 5:25 pm

Nieriel.Manwathiel wrote:
thelogicpuzzler wrote:I haven't had my first kiss either, probably why I want to hear about other people's. Wait, that didn't sound right. Sounded almost, stalkish. *gasp* Trust me, I'm not a stalker!
fun thing to do; stand in a corn field and pretend to be a stalker.

Ha, ha that was, that was funny. Yeah.

I remember an ex-friend who had his first kiss with a girl who was cheating on him. I told him that he still belonged to the "Never Been Kissed" Club, that cheating kisses don't count, or at least, they shouldn't.

spaciegirlreturn · Post by **spaciegirlreturn** » Tue Mar 20, 2007 5:43 pm

Nieriel.Manwathiel wrote:I always wanted to be like my mom; her first and only kiss was my dad. (believe me, she would have told me if it was otherwise )

i've been praying for my future husband for 16 years (i always knew i'd eventually get married so i just began to pray for the guy ahead of time) so i would also fantasize about kissing him for the first time, and i hope it feels as awesome as i would dream. cause, i know it sounds silly, in my fantasy i would have already been dating him and shared with him that i never kissed anyone before, so he'd just give me a sweet, tender kiss.

or if he tries to do more, i could also be like my mom and threaten to break up if he didn't accept the fact that i won;t do anything before marriage.

......they did end up breaking up for two full years after that....

(btw, Captain Obvious here to say they got back together )

This entire post makes me feel like the biggest whore who ever lived. Thanks.

PinkoLady · Post by **PinkoLady** » Tue Mar 20, 2007 5:44 pm

My first kiss was from my first boyfriend, when I was thirteen-- and he totally sucked at it.

thelogicpuzzler · Post by **thelogicpuzzler** » Tue Mar 20, 2007 5:47 pm

PinkoLady wrote:My first kiss was from my first boyfriend, when I was thirteen-- and he totally sucked at it.

There's such a thing as a bad kiss? Isn't it just lips touching or something?

PinkoLady · Post by **PinkoLady** » Tue Mar 20, 2007 5:56 pm

Um...?

Yeah... there is defintely such a thing, and generally, no, it's not just lips touching.

Tongues can be misused, mouths can be opened too wide... People suck on lips too hard, breathe weird, get a little too zealous... etc.

He was a nice, cute kid, but yes, a terrible kisser.

thelogicpuzzler · Post by **thelogicpuzzler** » Tue Mar 20, 2007 6:04 pm

Shows how much I know, huh?

PinkoLady · Post by **PinkoLady** » Tue Mar 20, 2007 6:04 pm

So I don't sound like a completely unsentimental bitch-- which I can be, often-- my first kiss with my current boyfriend kicked ass.

Danielle · Post by **Danielle** » Tue Mar 20, 2007 6:04 pm

thelogicpuzzler wrote:
PinkoLady wrote:My first kiss was from my first boyfriend, when I was thirteen-- and he totally sucked at it.
There's such a thing as a bad kiss? Isn't it just lips touching or something?

Yes there are. The worst ones occur when you are too drunk to realize that a fellow is trying to suffacate you. Then once you're dead they say, look ma, no hands.

ew..

Mine was when I was 13, very uneventful. It was my 'boyfriend' (i use that term lightly, we were 13. this means you hold hands while you play video games, lol) and it was also his birthday. We were sitting on his staircase and it just happened.

Kinda dreary.

PinkoLady · Post by **PinkoLady** » Tue Mar 20, 2007 6:09 pm

thelogicpuzzler wrote:

Shows how much I know, huh?

It's probably all the better that you don't know much about that aspect of kissing-- it's fairly unpleasant.

Nieriel.Manwathiel · Post by **Nieriel.Manwathiel** » Tue Mar 20, 2007 6:33 pm

spaciegirlreturn wrote:
Nieriel.Manwathiel wrote:I always wanted to be like my mom; her first and only kiss was my dad. (believe me, she would have told me if it was otherwise )

i've been praying for my future husband for 16 years (i always knew i'd eventually get married so i just began to pray for the guy ahead of time) so i would also fantasize about kissing him for the first time, and i hope it feels as awesome as i would dream. cause, i know it sounds silly, in my fantasy i would have already been dating him and shared with him that i never kissed anyone before, so he'd just give me a sweet, tender kiss.

or if he tries to do more, i could also be like my mom and threaten to break up if he didn't accept the fact that i won;t do anything before marriage.

......they did end up breaking up for two full years after that....

(btw, Captain Obvious here to say they got back together )
This entire post makes me feel like the biggest whore who ever lived. Thanks.

um, i aim to please??

Mikayla · Post by **Mikayla** » Tue Mar 20, 2007 7:22 pm

rachelalexis wrote: My first sober kiss was with my ex though. I'll never forget that one, because it was like what you imagine your first kiss should be. So easy and simple that you can't even be sure who kissed who, just that it happened. And then the butterflies. Oh man, I miss the butterflies in the stomach feeling.

that was like when i first kissed my now boyfriend; how i always had imagined my first kiss! i had kissed other boys but none had ever felt like this, and i still get them same butterflies now every time he kisses me - 2 years on; the most amazing kisser EVER

Sami · Post by **Sami** » Tue Mar 20, 2007 7:29 pm

later the night I got my first kiss the guy who kissed me passed out drunk.
I found him choking in his own vomit (is that the word?)
I had to remove the vomit in his mouth.
Then I went home and washed my hands for an hour.

If that's not enough he kissed my BROTHER the same day!

PinkoLady · Post by **PinkoLady** » Tue Mar 20, 2007 7:32 pm

Oy, that sounds traumatic, Sami.

By the way, for halloween, I was a chick version of Alex from Clockwork Orange. I wore a skirt and no jock strap, just to make that clear.

Sami · Post by **Sami** » Tue Mar 20, 2007 7:37 pm

Oy, that sounds traumatic, Sami.

Only traumatic thing was having the guys vomit on my hands

By the way, for halloween, I was a chick version of Alex from Clockwork Orange. I wore a skirt and no jock strap, just to make that clear.

That is SO cool! Do you have a pic?
Did you have fake eyelashes on one eye?