A complaint from a lot of ladies posting on the forum

consideration · Post by **consideration** » Sun Apr 15, 2007 9:02 pm

Ziola wrote:hehehe...you fantasize over the boys of LG, I'll take Johnny Depp

Why can't we have both?

longlostposter · Post by **longlostposter** » Sun Apr 15, 2007 9:39 pm

consideration wrote:
Ziola wrote:hehehe...you fantasize over the boys of LG, I'll take Johnny Depp
Why can't we have both?

We can, consideration

. Richard Gere is yummy.

consideration · Post by **consideration** » Sun Apr 15, 2007 10:07 pm

longlostposter wrote:
consideration wrote:
Ziola wrote:hehehe...you fantasize over the boys of LG, I'll take Johnny Depp
Why can't we have both?
We can, consideration . Richard Gere is yummy.

Hmm...not exactly my taste. But I do remember back in the day when he showed his nice set of abs in that movie...that I currently cannot remember the name of because my brain shorted out.

Ziola · Post by **Ziola** » Sun Apr 15, 2007 10:24 pm

heh...he's been a key player in my fanasies since 21 Jump Street

Languorous Lass · Post by **Languorous Lass** » Sun Apr 15, 2007 10:46 pm

longlostposter wrote:
ETA: Why, Lass? Refined, polite women like to see the beefcake too!

Yes, but they're too refined to ask for it. They just sit politely and wait.

longlostposter wrote:And there is no need for an option, "I like things the way they are", because them fully clothed is how it's been up until this point. Your option choice would then be to see them fully dressed always.

Actually, I was more interested in the option "I really don't give a flying fig."

longlostposter wrote:I did forget the bi men, my apologies, guys. You are included in this survey.

Lass, you just hate this poll, don't you?

OK, maybe I should have said "straight women".

Yeah, actually I hate most polls.

When I take 'em I almost always end up complaining about the questions.

longlostposter · Post by **longlostposter** » Sun Apr 15, 2007 11:26 pm

Languorous Lass wrote: Actually, I was more interested in the option "I really don't give a flying fig."

In that case, you just ignore the poll, right?

Languorous Lass · Post by **Languorous Lass** » Sun Apr 15, 2007 11:31 pm

longlostposter wrote:
Languorous Lass wrote: Actually, I was more interested in the option "I really don't give a flying fig."
In that case, you just ignore the poll, right?

Of course not.

I complain about the questions.

After all, the pollsters presumably want to know what people think, right?

If people don't care, the poll should reflect that fact.

And I'm only half-kidding here.

longlostposter · Post by **longlostposter** » Sun Apr 15, 2007 11:35 pm

Hmm, but if you don't give a flying fig, then you wouldn't care how it turns out anyway, right?

Languorous Lass · Post by **Languorous Lass** » Sun Apr 15, 2007 11:42 pm

I may not give a flying rat's arse about the subject of the poll. But the whole topic of polling itself is something that I do care about, I guess.

And damn you for forcing me to realize that.

Aithne · Post by **Aithne** » Sun Apr 15, 2007 11:44 pm

Ziola wrote:heh...he's been a key player in my fanasies since 21 Jump Street

Mine too.
sorry, I couldn't resist....

We never thought we'd find a place where we belong.
Don't have to stand alone, we'll never let you fall.
Don't need permission to decide what you believe.

I said jump, down on Jump Street.
I said jump, down on Jump Street.

Your friends will be there when your back is to the wall.
You'll find you'll need us cause there's no one else to call.
When it was hopeless a decision is what you need.

You'd better be ready to, be ready to jump.
21 Jump Street.

longlostposter · Post by **longlostposter** » Sun Apr 15, 2007 11:45 pm

Languorous Lass wrote:I may not give a flying rat's arse about the subject of the poll. But the whole topic of polling itself is something that I do care about, I guess.

And damn you for forcing me to realize that.

ROFL

Morgan · Post by **Morgan** » Tue Apr 17, 2007 4:47 am

I believe this is one thread worth posting in. I agree, Bree has worn verrrry short shorts... and halter tops. Danny B needs to get crazy drunk and strip to his boxers. XD

longlostposter · Post by **longlostposter** » Tue Apr 17, 2007 4:55 am

Morgan wrote:I believe this is one thread worth posting in. I agree, Bree has worn verrrry short shorts... and halter tops. Danny B needs to get crazy drunk and strip to his boxers. XD

Amen, Morgan.

janesalteredstates · Post by **janesalteredstates** » Tue Apr 17, 2007 11:30 pm

Well, I've been lobbying for shirtless Jonas since Jonas became Jonas

rupaZer0 · Post by **rupaZer0** » Sun Apr 22, 2007 1:19 pm

longlostposter wrote:
Killthesmiley wrote:ps: don't forget the baby oil
OK, maybe I should have said "straight women".

But then you're excluding bisexual women!

So now we have four categories of sexual orientation to list every time we make a statement about physical attraction to one of the characters. Or we could just not bother specifying any gender or sexual orientation.

Anyway, I thought I'd write a bit of a script for a shirtless occurence:

Bree and Jonas are out looking for Daniel, who went to find booze and hasn't been back for hours.
Bree Is it just me, or do you smell like baby oil?
Jonas Maybe I do. What's it to you?
Bree What have you been using it for?
Jonas Um,... when I'm working out... there's a problem,... it's private...
Bree Come on, Jonas...
Jonas It's for nipple chafing, okay? Just drop it.
Bree Look, it's Daniel!

Daniel is wandering around shirtless in a drunken stupor. In a sudden fit of clumsiness, he drops his bottle, slips on a thoughtlessly discarded banana skin, and falls into the glass shards, which graze into his back.

Jonas Beast!

He runs over to Daniel, tearing off his own shirt, and uses it as a bandage to tend to Daniel's wounds.

Bree Oh Jonas, thank goodness you were here. There's no way I'd be able to make a bandage, since I'm only wearing a bikini...
Jonas I'm worried that Daniel might be too cold. Could you give him a cuddle?
Bree But I'm cold, too. Why don't we all cuddle together?

Followed by a ten minute montage of a lubed-up cuddlefest.

Lonelygirl15

A complaint from a lot of ladies posting on the forum

Please vote only if you are a woman or a gay man.