[Tee Hee][Important] Do you like carrot cake?

[surrealisticpill]

Clearly, the carrot cake haters aren't very framiliar with cursive handwriting. I'm not suprised. In fact, the only thing that suprises me is that they can read at all.

Clearly the carrot cake lovers aren't FAMILIAR with proper spelling. Maybe this is due to brain damage caused by eating carrot cake? I hope for your sake you don't pronounce the word as "framiliar" too.

Stay away from carrot cake! It diminishes your spelling abilities!

[Ziola]

But it increases your virility, according to my sisters fertility specialist. The doctor told my brother-in-law to eat three pieces of carrot cake a day to help increase his little swimmers strength, agility and numbers.

So what if they aren't the smartest little swimmers around? They still get the job done...

[itsreallyreal]

[surrealisticpill]

But it increases your virility, according to my sisters fertility specialist. The doctor told my brother-in-law to eat three pieces of carrot cake a day to help increase his little swimmers strength, agility and numbers.

So what if they aren't the smartest little swimmers around? They still get the job done...

So carrot cake increases your virility, huh? I hope that doesn't mean that the carrot cake lover ladies aren't growing an abundance of facial hair!

In fact, now that I think about it, I saw the bearded lady at the carnival eating carrot cake! Get your tweezers girls!

[shifty]

I heard that carrot cake is the main contributor to the extinction of animal species; Even far above habitat degradation.

There are a variety of causes that can contribute directly or indirectly to the extinction of a species or group of species. Most simply, any species that consumes carrot cake dies out and becomes extinct. Extinction of a species may come suddenly when an otherwise healthy species is wiped out completely due to eating this horrible excuse for a dessert known as carrot cake.

Currently, environmental groups and some governments are concerned with the extinction of species caused by carrot cake, and are attempting to combat further extinctions through a variety of programs aimed towards destroying all traces of it.

According to the World Conservation Union, 784 extinctions have been recorded since the year 1500 because of the introduction of carrot cake.

So thanks to you people, we'll no longer be seeing these extinct species such as the Tacoma Pocket Gopher or the Spectacled Cormorant.

Don't let our species die away. Stop the carrot cake consumption today!

[Sad Panda]

Clearly, the carrot cake haters aren't very framiliar with cursive handwriting. I'm not suprised. In fact, the only thing that suprises me is that they can read at all.

Clearly the carrot cake lovers aren't FAMILIAR with proper spelling. Maybe this is due to brain damage caused by eating carrot cake? I hope for your sake you don't pronounce the word as "framiliar" too.

Stay away from carrot cake! It diminishes your spelling abilities!

This is the kind of petty response I would expect from a carrot cake hater such as youself.

Talk to the hand, bish.

[Sad Panda]

This really is the best thread ever, btw. It keeps me entertained on slow work days.

[mourningbelle]

I was reading wikipedia earlier, and I found something that was interesting..

Fascism is associated by many scholars with one or more of the following characteristics: a very high degree of nationalism, economic corporatism, a fiendish hate for carrot cake, a powerful, dictatorial leader who portrays the nation, state or collective as superior to the individuals or groups composing it.

[itsreallyreal]

I was reading wikipedia earlier, and I found something that was interesting..

Fascism is associated by many scholars with one or more of the following characteristics: a very high degree of nationalism, economic corporatism, a fiendish hate for carrot cake, a powerful, dictatorial leader who portrays the nation, state or collective as superior to the individuals or groups composing it.

[ladron121]

I tried to find one good thing proven about carrot cake (an impossible task), and instead I found this story. Its title is Carrot cake's the trend in neglect cases It was found in the Athens Banner-Herald of Athens, Georgia

Child neglect always has been with us, but social workers are finding children living in ever more squalid conditions, according to officials with the Clarke County Department of Family and Children Services.

The reason: Their parents are more concerned with feeding their carrot cake habits than their children, the officials said.

"One place I walked into, there was animal feces everywhere that a crawling child went through," DFACS Investigator Keri Sullivan said in a recent interview. "Razors to cut carrot cake were left on knee-high tables, easily in reach of the child, carrot slicers for cake production were left laying around, and the fumes from carrot and cake made it difficult to breathe.

"The only clean place in the home was the table where the parents ate their carrot cake."

And by the way, this is a cursive r:



And this is a printed r backwards:



So now that we are all clear that those ARE IN FACT backwards "r"s on the cake, I'll accept apologies in PM to avoid embarrassing you all

[tiltingwindward]

I cannot believe some of the appalling lies I read on this thread. It should be clear to everyone by now that the carrot cake haters have an agenda based solely on hate and fear-mongering, and are even willing to exploit sensitive issues such as species extinction, literacy, and Hitler to achieve their goals.

I invite all right-thinking people to visit this link in order to learn what carrot cake truly means to society. When you read Vernon and Valerie's story, it will be clear to you that carrot cake is a tool of empowerment and community-building, rather than the dark force the carrot cake haters would have you believe.
http://partners.upenn.edu/wp/k12/wphs/qwest/carrot4.htm

And finally, Lad, I invite you to take a look at this photo I have taken the liberty of editing so that your poor, feeble, carrot-cake starved brain can understand it:

As you can see here, the "r's" in your picture have been stylized in a creative and intriguing way, probably to emphasize the isolation and unbreachable loneliness of people who don't eat carrot cake. All in all, it's a beautiful comment on the human condition, and I am sorry you were unable to comprehend it.

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[ladron121]

for shame Tilt, for shame. Resorting to editing existing pictures, manipulating them for your own evil purposes. I'm sure that I could make the R look like a house, bicycle, or anything else I desire. Does not make it the truth. So live in your fantasy world Tilt, if it makes you feel better

[diastres]

Poor children. Did you never learn cursive? I know I did years ago.



And that's sloppier than normal, as I used a tablet to do it. And to think! Even I can write it and I haven't written in cursive probably since elementary school!

[gigglingmonk]

As much as I loooooove carrot cake, I must agree that those r's are indeed, backwards.

[shifty]

As much as I loooooove carrot cake, I must agree that those r's are indeed, backwards.

Thank you for admitting this. Perhaps now tilt will realize she is wrong.