Lonelygirl15

Granted but she does it all wrong




I wish something good came on tv.

Granted , but a crazy bird comes in your window and pecks out your eyes so you cant watch it!

I wish I didnt need new brakes on my car

Granted, but now you need a steering wheel

I wish I could go ice skating

Granted, but you fell and cracked your ass-bone.


I wish I could buy a pair of those shoes Holly loves so much.

Granted , but as soon as you get them they disenegrate into dust

I wish I could buy new clothes

Granted but none of them are for you.

I wish I was a famous singer.

granted but you get a stress vocal cord eating disease

i wish i didn't have to go to work!!

Granted, but you never go to work again, so you end up poor, hungry, and living on the street.


I wish business was better.

Granted, but it becomes overwhelming and you have a nervous breakdown

I wish

(whoa, I just remembered my dream last night. hehe..yeah I was wondering in a different thread if I had one last night)

K...I wish I still had my old job

Granted. You do, but on your way to work you get into a terrible car accident and you die.

I wish that Justin and Britney had always stayed together.

Granted, but now he gets fat and shaves his head too.

I wish I didn't have to wish for anything.

Granted. You don't wish for anything but everyone else's wishes come true for you---good..and BAD.

I wish I had more time to do the things I want.

Granted! But you have to walk everywhere you go now.



I wish my car would stop acting stupid!

Granted, but now you can't stop acting stupid.

I wish there were a better way.

Granted, but that way, for you, is with God.

I wish my hair wasn't flat, today.