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Nieriel.Manwathiel · Post by **Nieriel.Manwathiel** » Mon May 28, 2007 8:04 pm

LittleChickie wrote:
deagol wrote: Jessica, Yousef, Miles, etc... all of those are fake personas, created by the order to make us think this is all a show.

Thanks for this. Going to have some nightmares now. *hides under covers and chants* The Order will not convert me. The Order will not convert me.

Just what I need. ANOTHER reason for therapy. ha

nowherepixie · Post by **nowherepixie** » Tue May 29, 2007 7:19 am

hehe!

Nieriel.Manwathiel · Post by **Nieriel.Manwathiel** » Fri Jun 01, 2007 12:33 am

LittleChickie wrote:What if our eternal freak song is the Jeopardy tune?

Nieriel.Manwathiel · Post by **Nieriel.Manwathiel** » Sat Jun 02, 2007 5:08 am

I'm a strong Christian, so this is still funny!

the setting:

Lurker wrote:
Renegade wrote:
Lurker wrote:P. Monkey can rot for all I care (especially since he's not sharing his good fortune), [...]
Dude. He touched her boobs. He's like....Jesus or something.
Yeah, and kept them all to himself. He's like Jesus if Jesus had gone around video blogging about how he had this wonderful eternal life thing, only he was going to keep it for himself and taunt you about it on the internet.

...Which they probably didn't have in those days, but still, the point stands.

The response:

Lurker wrote:
Renegade wrote:@Lurker: Maybe P.Messiah just doesn't like you

longlostposter wrote:Lurker, how do you expect P.Monkey to share? Jesus has the ability to share eternal life; however, P. Monkey, being a mere puppet, doesn't have the ability to transport Sarah's boobs to you across the miles.
If the little rat were anything like the Big J he'd pull it off. This tells me that he fails at being Jesus.

So f**k him.

Nieriel.Manwathiel · Post by **Nieriel.Manwathiel** » Sat Jun 02, 2007 5:19 am

with the "getting her back" video

Shaneener wrote:
Samara wrote:
but with all those other jackholes in the area, I don't know if she made it or not.

Like the guy sleeping there?

I really like that guy.

Can't you picture him?

GUY: -sings to self- La cocaracha! La cocaracha! Na na na na na na na! And a burrito! With some nachos! And taquitos la la la! Hey, someone's screaming. I wonder... OMIGOSH, a NICKEL!

Nieriel.Manwathiel · Post by **Nieriel.Manwathiel** » Sat Jun 02, 2007 9:45 pm

Marbella wrote:If I were at the seminar, I would have dressed up in a silly costume with my mouth full of cheezits and told them I found my song and it is "My bologna has a first name..."

Aithne · Post by **Aithne** » Sun Jun 03, 2007 1:59 am

longlostposter wrote:I'll add here, Minty, that I think it was strange that Carl was suddenly all blissed out in these last vids. At the party he was out of control with rage for no apparent reason. Perhaps his player piano broke down at the party and he wasn't hearing his hymn for a short time?
.....

longlostposter · Post by **longlostposter** » Sun Jun 03, 2007 2:26 am

Aithne wrote:Please note I did not call you an ass, I am asking you to tell me if you are one.

Nieriel.Manwathiel · Post by **Nieriel.Manwathiel** » Sun Jun 03, 2007 5:00 am

Nieriel.Manwathiel wrote: Can ya taste it?
The sweet, sticky sarcasm dripping out of your monitor and into your keyboard, sticking all your vowel keys?

VeiwerZane · Post by **VeiwerZane** » Sun Jun 03, 2007 6:48 am

I found this pritty funny yesterday and i think everyone else did. Its a re ocouring joke since we started mentioning PotC quotes

VeiwerZane wrote:
Jo_16_2 wrote:
Cloud_ax wrote:i'd have to find it first.
yeah... look under your bed, it's probably there
Nobody move cloud droped his brain!!!

CRYISME · Post by **CRYISME** » Sun Jun 03, 2007 11:39 am

That is awesome!

Nieriel.Manwathiel · Post by **Nieriel.Manwathiel** » Mon Jun 04, 2007 3:05 am

BethB wrote:Must........have..........new........video...........................caffeine wearing off..............

betz28 · Post by **betz28** » Tue Jun 05, 2007 1:52 pm

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mindinflight · Post by **mindinflight** » Tue Jun 05, 2007 3:05 pm

Hope you don't mind being quoted, but this was just too hilarious to NOT share with everyone!

house wrote:So...they left Bree with a computer so that she could e-mail all of her cool, new Order buddies? WTF?! I guess the assumption is that the Order is totally stupid and wouldn't be able to trace an IP or phone number, if Bree contacted the HoO Emergency Response Hotline?

"You have reached the Hymn of One Emergency Response Hotline. If you have been chosen for the ceremoney - press 1. If you're been abducted by the resistance - press two. If you're currently singing your eternal song and can't remember the lyrics - press 3. If all of the above are true, please stay on the line and we'll send a cadre of thorazine armed, psychiatrists to your location. Thank you...your approximate wait time is 20 minutes." - cue "Spanish Flea".

LONGTIMELURKER · Post by **LONGTIMELURKER** » Tue Jun 05, 2007 3:05 pm

I looooovvveee this one!!!

House said-

"So...they left Bree with a computer so that she could e-mail all of her cool, new Order buddies? WTF?! I guess the assumption is that the Order is totally stupid and wouldn't be able to trace an IP or phone number, if Bree contacted the HoO Emergency Response Hotline?

"You have reached the Hymn of One Emergency Response Hotline. If you have been chosen for the ceremoney - press 1. If you're been abducted by the resistance - press two. If you're currently singing your eternal song and can't remember the lyrics - press 3. If all of the above are true, please stay on the line and we'll send a cadre of thorazine armed, psychiatrists to your location. Thank you...your approximate wait time is 20 minutes." - cue "Spanish Flea". "

FUNNYYYYY

!!!