Lonelygirl15

Granted but you stab yourself.

I wish I had something for dinner.

Granted but a thousand children in africa starve to death..

I wish my mom would get off her lazy ass and figure out what we are having for dinner, lol

She does, but you're having the nastiest food you have ever eaten.

I wish I could fly!

Granted-you can fly but you can't land

i wish i had a cupcake

Granted, but it is poisoned.

I wish I could think of a different "location" to put under my avatar.

granted, but it's on the "others" side of the island w/ me...

i wish LOST would hurry back

Granted but you go blind..

I wish my friend I'm playing halo with wasn't a douche..

Granted.. but then your friend becomes a hemirhoid!

I wish I wasn't feeling slightly sick at the moment!

Granted but then you gain immortality and are left alone on the world after everyone else dies..

I wish my internet would stop being gay..

Granted, but then it is straight and it falls in love with you and you get a million spam emails from dating and porn websites!

I wish the weather were cooler again..

Granted but it turns winter and never ends.. (that sounds awsome)

I wish I could sleep because I have to wake up at 8am

granted, but you sleep until 8:00 PM

i wish i had a thousand posts

Granted but I get a thousand posts also within 1 month.. heh

I wish I had less posts.. I only have over 600, lol

granted, but you have to go back to being a newbie...

i wish i didn't have a headache

Granted but your head explodes.. O.O

I wish I didn't have to play halo right now, lol