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Do you like carrot cake?

I love it!
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Ewww, no way!
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31%
What's carrot cake?
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Total votes: 118

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Just a sample of a few true type fonts.

It is a well-known fact that Carrot Cake Haters desire universal conformity.
They will attempt at every turn to stifle individualism, artistic expression and creativity.

What a bland existence for all if they had their way.

Thank you Carrot Cake for bringing some spice to this world!

Next, I'm sure we'll hear how the fonts are being exploited.
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BURN.

Owned, imo.
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Sad Panda wrote:BURN.

Owned, imo.
agreed, imo.
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Sad Panda wrote:BURN.

Owned, imo.

Burn? Not quite, imo!

Those fonts were OBVIOUSLY created for the sake of this argument in a futile attempt to regain what little respect you people had.

Just admit it already, carrot cake eaters NEVER win.
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shifty wrote:
Sad Panda wrote:BURN.

Owned, imo.

Burn? Not quite, imo!

Those fonts were OBVIOUSLY created for the sake of this argument in a futile attempt to regain what little respect you people had.

Just admit it already, carrot cake eaters NEVER win.
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shifty wrote:
Sad Panda wrote:BURN.

Owned, imo.
Burn? Not quite, imo!

Those fonts were OBVIOUSLY created for the sake of this argument in a futile attempt to regain what little respect you people had.

Just admit it already, carrot cake eaters NEVER win.
OBVIOUS is it....

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=airstream+ttf

994 search results for airstream ttf
copyright 2000 by Nick Curtis http://desktoppub.about.com/gi/dynamic/ ... NicksFonts
Based on Gillies Gothic Bold, a nice retro script


http://www.google.com/search?num=20&hl= ... italic+ttf

641 search results for harlow solid italic ttf
Harlow is a decorative font designed by Colin Brignall which appeared with Elsner + Flake in 1979. Most distinctive in harlow font is the contrast between the relatively regular forms of the lower case letters and the extravagent capitals. This monolineal outline script with drop shadow recalls letterforms popular in the 1930's and 40's.

Yes, it's so obvious that in anticipation of a few CC haters, I created these fonts 28 years ago under pseudonyms to disprove the propaganda I saw coming through my powers of clairvoyance while grasping a plate filled with delicious carrot cake.

Or, is this actually the case. It is well-known in the Parapsychology field that Carrot Cake has positive affects on the mind (also see Einstein's Special Theory of Carrot Cake Relativity). In some, it may actually enlarge the pineal gland or awaken dormant sections of the right side of the brain (creative and intuitive), resulting in the development of a sixth sense, ie, Extra Sensory Perception or Clairvoyance.

Which is it?

Carrot Cake Haters FTL!
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It doesn't make them any less wrong about cursive! And here I thought everyone learned it in elementary school!

Obviously, Carrot Cake Lovers were horrible children who never paid attention in school! Really now, do you want children like that?

Also, it doesn't explain the "C" in Cake! It looks like an "E"!
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sphinx wrote:
acidfingers wrote:I would like to show the ladies and gentlemen of the forum that carrot cake actually destroys brain cells.

Take a simple carrot cake baked by a 23 year old man and 24 year old woman....
Acid tells lies!

This cake was actually baked by my 2 YEAR OLD son!

After I shared JUST A FEW BITES of the slice of carrot cake I had today, he proceeded to open the child-proof gate to the kitchen with no help at all, brought his potty step from the bathroom to the kitchen counter and BAKED THAT CAKE FROM SCRATCH! I just watched him, completely in awe of the absolute genius he had become, ALL BECAUSE HE ATE CARROT CAKE!!!!! The pride I felt was overwhelming. I was in such a state of awe that I didn't even think about filming it. I did post the picture online... and acid swiped the pic for his post!!!! Shame on you acid!

He had to wait until it cooled. The effects of the few bites of carrot cake he had eaten earlier had begun to wear off when he iced it. Still, for a 2 year old boy, I'd say this show of physical and intellectual skill was nothing but a miracle.

And all because he ate the most delicious and nutritious dessert to be found in the entire world...

CARROT CAKE!!!!
Quoted to remind people of the authorship of the carrot cake in question.

You brutes will do anything to besmudge the name of carrot cake, even if it means MOCKING the work of a two year old.

Monsters, I tells ya.
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I just got back from the lab and our empirical research shows that carrot cake molecules are actually identical to the molecules of carbon dioxide.

So we can thank carrot cake for global warming.

THANKS CARROT CAKE

Supporting carrot cake is supporting the downfall of the earth.
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I just received a call from John Cunningham who gave me some very important information; He asked me to relay it to the carrot cake eaters:

"Contrary to popular belief, carrots do NOT improve your vision. Also, carrot cake turns your skin orange."
We improve with time. Like a fine wine, really.

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shifty wrote:I just received a call from John Cunningham who gave me some very important information; He asked me to relay it to the carrot cake eaters:

"Contrary to popular belief, carrots do NOT improve your vision. Also, carrot cake turns your skin orange."
Orange is the new tan, imo.

And what now your racist against orange skinned people? Jesus Christ, Shifty...I just never thought you could be this...sad
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FallingIntoSin wrote:
shifty wrote:I just received a call from John Cunningham who gave me some very important information; He asked me to relay it to the carrot cake eaters:

"Contrary to popular belief, carrots do NOT improve your vision. Also, carrot cake turns your skin orange."
Orange is the new tan, imo.

And what now your racist against orange skinned people? Jesus Christ, Shifty...I just never thought you could be this...sad
Woah woah woah! John Cunningham said it! Don't shoot the messenger!
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shifty wrote:
FallingIntoSin wrote:
shifty wrote:I just received a call from John Cunningham who gave me some very important information; He asked me to relay it to the carrot cake eaters:

"Contrary to popular belief, carrots do NOT improve your vision. Also, carrot cake turns your skin orange."
Orange is the new tan, imo.

And what now your racist against orange skinned people? Jesus Christ, Shifty...I just never thought you could be this...sad
Woah woah woah! John Cunningham said it! Don't shoot the messenger!
Yes, but your spreading this hateful propaganda! Imo, if your not squelching the fire your adding to it! Carrot Cake Orange Racist Hater, FTL! :evil:
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A few carrot facts:
One carrot supplies enough Beta-Carotene to meet more than twice our daily requirement for Vitamin A. Carrots are also a source of fiber, potassium, and Vitamin C.

Vitamin A is important for maintaining good eyesight, especially at night when it helps our eyes adjust to the dark. Vitamin A also helps fight infection, keeps skin and hair healthy, and supports bone growth and maintenance.

Your body will not absorb too much, it will simply reduce the quantity of the vitamin intake.

Carrots are the richest source of beta-carotene. This is of great benefit in the fight against cancer. Studies show that eating carrots reduces the incidence of cancer and may even reverse symptoms. Not just good for the eyes, but carrots are also beneficial for the heart, circulation, skin and lungs. The bright orange color of carrots tell you they're an excellent source of Vitamin A.
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mourningbelle wrote:A few carrot facts:
...Vitamin A is important for maintaining good eyesight, especially at night when it helps our eyes adjust to the dark...
Now look who's spreading rumors!
A common urban legend is that carrots aid a human being's night vision. It is believed that disinformation introduced in 1940 by John "Cat's Eyes" Cunningham during the Battle of Britain was an attempt to cover up the discovery and use of radar technologies. It reinforced existing German folklore and helped to encourage children to eat the vegetable.
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