Lonelygirl15

Kasdeja wrote:Granted, but that way, for you, is with God.

I wish my hair wasn't flat, today.

Granted, but now you look like this



I wish that my kids would never go through that parent-hating phase

Granted, but now they'll never get a job and move out of the house.

I wish I had some of that old lady blue rinse for my nifty new do.

Granted, but instead it comes out pink

I wish I had some ice cream

granted, but you get the worlds worst brain freeze and it never goes away....



I wish I could meet my crush

Granted, but with every taste you get a brain freeze.

I wish I could go home.

Granted, but it's really cold there so you leave to go somewhere warm

Um, yeah, that was lame but I couldn't think of anything! lol

I wish my toenails were painted

Granted, but so is your skin @.@


I wish I could get my nails done.

Granted, but you must get 4 inch neon green acrylics done.

I wish I looked good in hats.

Granted, but now you are bald.

I wish these peanuts were chocolate.

Granted...but the chocolate is actually melted and had been pissed on.


I wish I wasn't so uptight about things.

Granted, but everyone else around you is hundred times as uptight as you used to be.

I wish I had good editing software.

Granted, but the software was recalled last week for corrupting and deleting all the files in your computer

I wish you a woman

Granted, but... I'm not sure what you were trying to say.

I wish my hot chocolate wasn't finished.

Granted , but you look in your cup and find out it's mud


I wish I could find the perfect house to buy

Granted but its a money pit
I wish I could find Nicole the perfect photographer for the wedding.