Lonelygirl15

Granted, but then it breaks.

I wish I had no credit card debt.

granted, but then there would be a computer montfunction and it would say you owe twice as much.

i wish i had a car.

Granted, but it's that one Ralph Nader says is Unsafe at Any Speed.

I wish there weren't so many dings and scrapes on my car.

granted, but then a flock of seagulls would fly and shit all over your entire car, and it would never come off no matter how much you scrubbed...

i wish there was a new video that wasn't a filler.

Granted but it still ends up sucking..

I wish I wasn't so bored over at my uncles..

You're not bored, but a cyclone hits the house.

I wish my girls would go to bed!

Granted, but then they never wake up! Sadface!

I wish Vitamin water had a little less sugar and a little more fruit flavor.

Granted, but it would be fruit floating in water

I wish i had a new cell phone

Granted, but it's the old school, Zack Morris style!

I wish Spencer would happen TODAY! RIGHT NOW!

Granted, but he only waves at the camera and leaves, never to be seen again.

I wish to get what hearing I lost back.

Granted, but you can only hear, like, dog-level sounds--the ones that are really high.

I wish I lived in Canadia.

Granted, but a beaver kills you.

I wish I lived in NYC.

Granted, but a Central Park squirrel takes a liking to you...

I wish someone would fold my laundry for me.

Granted, but then they steal it.

I wish half-days at work really meant no-days at work.

Granted, but then you are totally broke and homeless because all days at work are called off too!

I wish I didn't think of such evil corrupted wishes!