Lonelygirl15

Sheikh Gomelez wrote:

Mirage wrote:

sororyzbl wrote: Screw in a lightbulb?

man i dunno, i just got out of a long meeting lol

It's okay, give it time. You gotta warm up to the perviness.

Stoke the fires of the perv engine, even.

We're like a machine, baby!

Sheikh Gomelez wrote:
Stoke the fires of the perv engine, even.

I'll stoke your perv engine, baby!


Oh come on!!! It BEGGED to be said.

rachelalexis wrote:*get ready for it*



We wouldn't want you to pull anything.

You are good.

rachelalexis wrote:*get ready for it*



We wouldn't want you to pull anything.

Holy crap. I am so off my game today.

You guys are just typing too fast for me!

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

rachelalexis wrote: We're like a machine, baby!

A sex machine, get on the scene! (Sorry, had to be done)

Flautapantera wrote:

rachelalexis wrote:*get ready for it*



We wouldn't want you to pull anything.

You are good.

*bows* thank you thank you!

rachelalexis wrote:

rachelalexis wrote: We're like a machine, baby!

A sex machine, get on the scene! (Sorry, had to be done)

A "well oiled" machine.

I have three piercings in each ear. Soon, I'm going to get my industrial pierced on my left ear. I'm pretty psyched about that. I may start gauging but not sure. I also have my left nostril pierced which you cant see in the picture. I have my lip and my right eyebrow done. Yeah.

Mirage wrote:

rachelalexis wrote:

rachelalexis wrote: We're like a machine, baby!

A sex machine, get on the scene! (Sorry, had to be done)

A "well oiled" machine.

Make it purr baby, make it purr.

rachelalexis wrote:

Mirage wrote:

rachelalexis wrote: A sex machine, get on the scene! (Sorry, had to be done)

A "well oiled" machine.

Make it purr baby, make it purr.

....like a kitty?

Mirage wrote:

rachelalexis wrote:

Mirage wrote: A "well oiled" machine.

Make it purr baby, make it purr.

....like a kitty?

BINGO!

rachelalexis wrote:

rachelalexis wrote: We're like a machine, baby!

A sex machine, get on the scene! (Sorry, had to be done)

Here comes Johnny Yen again
With the liquor and drugs
And a flesh machine
He's gonna do another strip tease
Hey man, where'd you get that lotion?
I've been hurting since I bought the gimmick
About something called love
Yeah, something called love
Well, that's like hypnotizing chickens...

Wait...hold the presses.

Did I hear "strip tease" !?!?!?!

Sheikh Gomelez wrote:

rachelalexis wrote:

rachelalexis wrote: We're like a machine, baby!

A sex machine, get on the scene! (Sorry, had to be done)

Here comes Johnny Yen again
With the liquor and drugs
And a flesh machine
He's gonna do another strip tease
Hey man, where'd you get that lotion?
I've been hurting since I bought the gimmick
About something called love
Yeah, something called love
Well, that's like hypnotizing chickens...

I'm speechless....

"Strip tease"? What about those "hypnotizing chickens"?!