0056 I Lied to Daniel [10/23/06]

iamcool · Post by **iamcool** » Tue Oct 24, 2006 12:25 pm

AutoPilate wrote:Son, how many girls called you today? Zero? And how many girls called you yesterday? Lemme guess: zero? Well, you know what they say, son. Zero plus zero equals F*G!

harsh

silvermoon · Post by **silvermoon** » Tue Oct 24, 2006 12:47 pm

JerseyJohnny wrote: And as for Wicca, most of the finest patio furniture is made from wicca, and wicca furniture is very common in most homes in America.

JJ, as a member of the Wiccan faith, I can only say...

Hahahahaaahaaaahaaaahaahaaaahaaaaaaa!!!

silvermoon · Post by **silvermoon** » Tue Oct 24, 2006 12:58 pm

Ohh, and that cabbage head is fake! Here is the real giant cabbage...as posted on Oct. 19:

silvermoon wrote:
No big deal. I'm following you.......
For being such a good follower, I am releasing to you a picture of our giant cabbage, with our founders. Also in the picture is his cohort, the giant leek.

That other cabbage is just meant to throw everyone off the real trail...

Kasdeja · Post by **Kasdeja** » Tue Oct 24, 2006 1:02 pm

Is that a huge green onion next to it? Damnnn...

silvermoon · Post by **silvermoon** » Tue Oct 24, 2006 1:04 pm

Giant leek. The members of the cabbage cult get very testy if it's called a green onion.

Kasdeja · Post by **Kasdeja** » Tue Oct 24, 2006 1:19 pm

It's just...so...big...

rodrigogar · Post by **rodrigogar** » Tue Oct 24, 2006 1:23 pm

the prophecy, its real, i knew it, i knew the great Cabbage Head will never let us down!. FEAR IT!

sunbean · Post by **sunbean** » Tue Oct 24, 2006 1:35 pm

rodrigogar wrote:the prophecy, its real, i knew it, i knew the great Cabbage Head will never let us down!. FEAR IT!

Oh, we're afeared alright.

DontHaveAClue · Post by **DontHaveAClue** » Tue Oct 24, 2006 1:42 pm

Kasdeja wrote:It's just...so...big...

Do not fear the propaganda of the cult members, sister, any half iguana would laugh at this silly leek. However, worship Cabbage Head for he is quintessential to our hungry devotion and know his true nature. Pray the cabbage and feed on him! The Great Iguana Eye, all watching, will know his followers!

Kasdeja · Post by **Kasdeja** » Tue Oct 24, 2006 1:48 pm

sunbean · Post by **sunbean** » Tue Oct 24, 2006 1:52 pm

I find it hilarious that this where our discussion has gone. I keep having to check which forum I'm in, because I swear I clicked "videos"!!

This is a sign from the Great Cabbage Head - we need a new videoooooo.

silvermoon · Post by **silvermoon** » Tue Oct 24, 2006 1:53 pm

Don't fall for any of those "fan video" cabbage heads, either. Cabbage is watching is not cannon!!

sunbean · Post by **sunbean** » Tue Oct 24, 2006 1:55 pm

OMG, silver, you hurt my tummy muscles just now. But, but...it has EYES!

Post by **wintermute** » Tue Oct 24, 2006 2:07 pm

silvermoon wrote:Don't fall for any of those "fan video" cabbage heads, either. Cabbage is watching is not cannon!!

But it might be. We simply don't have enough to go on.

'mute

silvermoon · Post by **silvermoon** » Tue Oct 24, 2006 2:13 pm

wintermute wrote:
silvermoon wrote:Don't fall for any of those "fan video" cabbage heads, either. Cabbage is watching is not cannon!!
But it might be. We simply don't have enough to go on.

'mute

If you count the rings on the bamboo staff that the High Priest is holding, you will get the same number as Santa Clauses birthday. You know what that means!

Whether it is cannon or not, I'll still be watching.