Posted: Fri Mar 02, 2007 4:38 pm
poor birdies 
Lonelygirl15
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Posted: Fri Mar 02, 2007 4:45 pm
Ugh..they're pigeons!! Rats with wings.
Posted: Fri Mar 02, 2007 4:52 pm
poor winged rats
Posted: Fri Mar 02, 2007 5:00 pm
Don't be a sissy.
Posted: Fri Mar 02, 2007 5:05 pm
stupid winged rats 
DIE BISHES DIE!!
better?
DIE BISHES DIE!!
better?
Posted: Fri Mar 02, 2007 5:29 pm
LesterG wrote:stupid winged rats
DIE BISHES DIE!!
better?
lester...you so funny! hehe
Posted: Fri Mar 02, 2007 5:29 pm
Rawr~ lolbetz28 wrote:LesterG wrote:stupid winged rats
DIE BISHES DIE!!
better?
lester...you so funny! hehe
Posted: Fri Mar 02, 2007 6:44 pm
Heh. Ain't karma a bitch?spaciegirlreturn wrote:I have to share with you a section of my friend's blog because I almost died laughing when I read it. He is so fu*ked:
"Last night I stayed unusually late at work due to the downpour that seized the city. Feeling trapped in the office, and waiting for a calm in the storm to escape to bed, I decided to make a "I miss you card" for a dead pigeon. Sure, I found some humor in it to pass the time. For the last two weeks I have passed a dead pigeon on my way to and from work. Neatly tucked away on a step, away from foot traffic, and preserved due to the cold... it sat undisturbed. Until yesterday when I found a little shrine being built around it. Nothing big.... just a half eaten donut placed by its side and a cigarette hanging out of its beak. It only seemed fitting for me to contribute my own sick demented work.
So I departed with a hand drawn card, and several birthday candles to drop of to my departed friend. . . .
I got a hold of what seemed to be the problem. Bubbles started to erupt indicating that the substance in my grasp was the culprit. Oh.... just a bunch of sticks! No problem there. WRONG! It was a nest..... and it was still somebodies home. Sure enough, caught in the matrix of twigs and string was a bloated baby pigeon. Completely repulsed and holding back the vomit from coming up in my throat, I quickly threw it in a bag. The water went down enough, that I saw two more of those fuckin sick bastards stuck together..... as if they were hugging each other in their last moments of life. That family went down Posieden style."
Posted: Fri Mar 02, 2007 6:48 pm
You know...since you said that..I simply must reveal the rest of that story. I love this kid!!:
"Too grossed out to go back to bed, I started my journey to go into work. I grabbed my umbrella and decided to walk the whole way. First off, I believe people generally get stupid when it rains.....might be the moisture in the air. I on the other hand get angry.
Sure enough my walk COULDN'T be an enjoyable one. Not two blocks into my walk, i am approached by a small asian woman selling umbrellas. This bitch asked me if I wanted to buy an umbrella 3 times. I looked around to realize I was the one she was talking to. What the f**k!? I had an umbrella. I stared at her, and gave her the "how fuckin stupid are you eyes". Actually I do want an umbrella to keep the one I have from getting wet..... stupid bitch.
On with my travels, I encountered wet free loaders on every corner who whould snuggle right next to you and sneak under your umbrella because they forgot theirs... please.... there is a stupid asian woman down the block who will be happy to sell you one or two. I, of course, found pleasure to tilt my shit down a little in the person's direction so they got splattered by all of my run off.
A few blocks later, a huge gust of wind came out of God knows where, and with it ripped my umbrella from my hand. .... right in front of a bus. Damn it!
Okay... so its wet. Where the hell is a small asian woman when you actual want one? Strangely enough... no where to be seen apparently.
Moral of the story... anything you hate... hates you more. and karma is a bitch."
"Too grossed out to go back to bed, I started my journey to go into work. I grabbed my umbrella and decided to walk the whole way. First off, I believe people generally get stupid when it rains.....might be the moisture in the air. I on the other hand get angry.
Sure enough my walk COULDN'T be an enjoyable one. Not two blocks into my walk, i am approached by a small asian woman selling umbrellas. This bitch asked me if I wanted to buy an umbrella 3 times. I looked around to realize I was the one she was talking to. What the f**k!? I had an umbrella. I stared at her, and gave her the "how fuckin stupid are you eyes". Actually I do want an umbrella to keep the one I have from getting wet..... stupid bitch.
On with my travels, I encountered wet free loaders on every corner who whould snuggle right next to you and sneak under your umbrella because they forgot theirs... please.... there is a stupid asian woman down the block who will be happy to sell you one or two. I, of course, found pleasure to tilt my shit down a little in the person's direction so they got splattered by all of my run off.
A few blocks later, a huge gust of wind came out of God knows where, and with it ripped my umbrella from my hand. .... right in front of a bus. Damn it!
Okay... so its wet. Where the hell is a small asian woman when you actual want one? Strangely enough... no where to be seen apparently.
Moral of the story... anything you hate... hates you more. and karma is a bitch."
Posted: Fri Mar 02, 2007 6:52 pm
Hee! Even more karma than I knew. I love it.
Posted: Fri Mar 02, 2007 7:05 pm
I've asked myself this so many times...spaciegirlreturn wrote: "Where the hell is a small asian woman when you actual want one? "
Posted: Fri Mar 02, 2007 9:07 pm
heh...check your inbox Les...
Posted: Fri Mar 02, 2007 9:16 pm
Ziola???
Posted: Fri Mar 02, 2007 11:15 pm
i choked on my pop from when i read that. lmfao.spaciegirlreturn wrote:"A few blocks later, a huge gust of wind came out of God knows where, and with it ripped my umbrella from my hand. .... right in front of a bus. Damn it!"
Posted: Sat Mar 03, 2007 12:08 am
