Lonelygirl15

Granted, but you almost instantly become morbidly obese.

I wish I had some [soy] ice cream right now.

Granted, but it's melted.

I wish whiny people wouldn't target me.

Granted, but you turn into a toad.


I wish I had all my work done and could go home.

Granted, but then you get stuck in traffic until your normal time to go home.

I wish I had some chapstick, my lips hurt real bad.

Granted, but in order to get that chapstick, you had to kiss your boss' ass..litterally.


I wish I didn't have to pay rent.

Sweet! I don't have a boss!

Granted, but now you live in a van down by the river.

I wish it was already 4pm.

God thats my next wish. lol.

Granted, time speeds up to 4PM, but as soon as you get home, time speeds back up to 7AM the next day.

I wish it REALLY was 4PM and time to go home!

it is 4pm but you live here in the UK where right now it's only 1.47pm!

I wish I had webbed feet.

Granted, but now you have an insatiable craving for bread bits.

I wish it wasn't so foggy outside.

It's now sunny but you don't have any shades and it's giving you a headache!

I wish I was a little bit taller!

Granted, but as your height grows, your waist does too. @.@


I wish I could lose 10 lbs.

You do but then you slip through a crack in the pavement!

You had no wish!! lol

dammit! I suck at this game!!!

I wish I lived in peru!

Granted, you live in peru but you speak french---so no one understands you and you are forced to live life alone.

I wish there was a new video!