I'm still pissed..but I like you guys. (NO, not you)

Mirage · Post by **Mirage** » Wed Mar 07, 2007 4:59 pm

You're scaring me here! You know of the freakiness that is Lambuel?

AutoPilate · Post by **AutoPilate** » Wed Mar 07, 2007 5:01 pm

Holy crap! Lambuel's gonna be late for church!

Languorous Lass · Post by **Languorous Lass** » Wed Mar 07, 2007 5:01 pm

Oh, hell, yes (no pun intended). I specialize in freaky religious artifacts.

Mirage · Post by **Mirage** » Wed Mar 07, 2007 5:04 pm

I betcha that's a "Godless dollar".

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070307/ap_ ... _dollars_4

Mirage · Post by **Mirage** » Wed Mar 07, 2007 5:05 pm

Languorous Lass wrote:Oh, hell, yes (no pun intended). I specialize in freaky religious artifacts.

*le sigh* Another reason to love you?

Languorous Lass · Post by **Languorous Lass** » Wed Mar 07, 2007 5:06 pm

Mirage wrote:
Languorous Lass wrote:Oh, hell, yes (no pun intended). I specialize in freaky religious artifacts.
*le sigh* Another reason to love you?

Among the many.

I shall have to share "Li'l Markie" with you all. Unless you already know his works.

AutoPilate · Post by **AutoPilate** » Wed Mar 07, 2007 5:07 pm

Mirage wrote:I betcha that's a "Godless dollar".

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070307/ap_ ... _dollars_4

It's a sign. They should probably heed it.

Mirage · Post by **Mirage** » Wed Mar 07, 2007 5:07 pm

Languorous Lass wrote:
Among the many.

I shall have to share "Li'l Markie" with you all. Unless you already know his works.

You don't know how often I hear that!

I've never heard of Lil Markie. Then again, I'm horribly sheltered.

Mirage · Post by **Mirage** » Wed Mar 07, 2007 5:10 pm

AutoPilate wrote:
Mirage wrote:I betcha that's a "Godless dollar".

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070307/ap_ ... _dollars_4
It's a sign. They should probably heed it.

http://www.tribulation.com/ ?

Man, I'm too busy to repent right now.

AutoPilate · Post by **AutoPilate** » Wed Mar 07, 2007 5:12 pm

Is he anything like Biz Markie?

Mirage · Post by **Mirage** » Wed Mar 07, 2007 5:14 pm

*huddles in corner and cries*

Don't let him get me!

AutoPilate · Post by **AutoPilate** » Wed Mar 07, 2007 5:15 pm

This gives me an idea, old chum.

*runs to the Stuck Song Syndrome Thread while brass instruments glissando through some notes and a logo of Father Giovanni rotates in the background*

Languorous Lass · Post by **Languorous Lass** » Wed Mar 07, 2007 5:32 pm

You'll thank me for this someday -- especially Mirage.

Click here to listen to the sickest musical experience ever recorded. It's called "Diary of an Unborn Child." It's loooong, but worth every second.

This recording, my dear friends, was done by Li'l Markie, a very large man who performs in the voice of a Christian hand puppet (without the puppet). The best place for info about him is this entry on the WFMU blog. (If you don't know about WFMU, you should.)

And with that, I'm outta here for at least the next few hours.

Enjoy.

spaciegirlreturn · Post by **spaciegirlreturn** » Wed Mar 07, 2007 5:37 pm

Kasdeja wrote:Finisher?As soon as she gets a little older he'll get a new one.

I love that show...did I just hear that he finally asked her to marry him or did I dream that or something?

Mirage wrote:

I've told you people before...don't do it.

Kasdeja wrote:I actually haven't tried the warming one.

Don't.

Kasdeja wrote:To top it off

I want this.

Mirage wrote:http://www.homemade-sex-toys.com/

OK...who has done that watermelon one? I know one of you sick bastards have done it. I want answers.

AutoPilate wrote:Who's the boss?

What if she says, "Tony Danza"? Huh? Then what?

AutoPilate · Post by **AutoPilate** » Wed Mar 07, 2007 5:38 pm

spaciegirlreturn wrote:
AutoPilate wrote:Who's the boss?
What if she says, "Tony Danza"? Huh? Then what?

I suppose you could piss on her and say, "No, Angela!"