0202 - "Entertaining Myself" [05/30/07]

Lurker · Post by **Lurker** » Fri Jun 01, 2007 6:54 am

Renegade wrote:
Lurker wrote:P. Monkey can rot for all I care (especially since he's not sharing his good fortune), [...]
Dude. He touched her boobs. He's like....Jesus or something.

Yeah, and kept them all to himself. He's like Jesus if Jesus had gone around video blogging about how he had this wonderful eternal life thing, only he was going to keep it for himself and taunt you about it on the internet.

...Which they probably didn't have in those days, but still, the point stands.

longlostposter · Post by **longlostposter** » Fri Jun 01, 2007 3:40 pm

Renegade wrote:
Lurker wrote:P. Monkey can rot for all I care (especially since he's not sharing his good fortune), [...]
Dude. He touched her boobs. He's like....Jesus or something.

LMAO

Lurker, how do you expect P.Monkey to share? Jesus has the ability to share eternal life; however, P. Monkey, being a mere puppet, doesn't have the ability to transport Sarah's boobs to you across the miles.

Aithne · Post by **Aithne** » Fri Jun 01, 2007 3:48 pm

Lurker wrote:
Renegade wrote:
Lurker wrote:P. Monkey can rot for all I care (especially since he's not sharing his good fortune), [...]
Dude. He touched her boobs. He's like....Jesus or something.
Yeah, and kept them all to himself. He's like Jesus if Jesus had gone around video blogging about how he had this wonderful eternal life thing, only he was going to keep it for himself and taunt you about it on the internet.

...Which they probably didn't have in those days, but still, the point stands.

longlostposter wrote:LMAO

Lurker, how do you expect P.Monkey to share? Jesus has the ability to share eternal life; however, P. Monkey, being a mere puppet, doesn't have the ability to transport Sarah's boobs to you across the miles.

Renegade · Post by **Renegade** » Fri Jun 01, 2007 4:37 pm

Well, at least Lurker and I disagree again...all this merry agreeing and uniting was kind of weird...

@Lurker: Maybe P.Messiah just doesn't like you

Lurker · Post by **Lurker** » Sat Jun 02, 2007 1:41 am

Renegade wrote:@Lurker: Maybe P.Messiah just doesn't like you

longlostposter wrote:Lurker, how do you expect P.Monkey to share? Jesus has the ability to share eternal life; however, P. Monkey, being a mere puppet, doesn't have the ability to transport Sarah's boobs to you across the miles.

If the little rat were anything like the Big J he'd pull it off. This tells me that he fails at being Jesus.

So f**k him.

Renegade wrote:Well, at least Lurker and I disagree again...all this merry agreeing and uniting was kind of weird...

Agreed. The world finally makes sense again.

Aithne · Post by **Aithne** » Sat Jun 02, 2007 3:54 am

Lurker wrote:
Renegade wrote:@Lurker: Maybe P.Messiah just doesn't like you

longlostposter wrote:Lurker, how do you expect P.Monkey to share? Jesus has the ability to share eternal life; however, P. Monkey, being a mere puppet, doesn't have the ability to transport Sarah's boobs to you across the miles.
If the little rat were anything like the Big J he'd pull it off. This tells me that he fails at being Jesus.

So f**k him.

Nieriel.Manwathiel · Post by **Nieriel.Manwathiel** » Sat Jun 02, 2007 5:05 am

congrats man; this is going in the "best posts evah"!!

Lurker · Post by **Lurker** » Sat Jun 02, 2007 5:15 am

Nieriel.Manwathiel wrote:congrats man; this is going in the "best posts evah"!!

Thank you. XD Glad you liked it.

Renegade · Post by **Renegade** » Sat Jun 02, 2007 5:59 am

Lurker wrote:If the little rat were anything like the Big J he'd pull it off. This tells me that he fails at being Jesus.

So f**k him.

Heretic.

RedRevolver · Post by **RedRevolver** » Sat Jun 02, 2007 12:14 pm

Haha. Some guy on the IRC channel I use just posted this video going 'talk about a girl who is ridiculously hot!'.

Hahaha. Shame he's a bastard though.

Kanazaka · Post by **Kanazaka** » Sun Jun 03, 2007 1:58 pm

Just wanted to say that if Sarah doesn't want us to be pervs, she shouldn't show her cleavage so much

(though we'd miss it

). And yeah, lucky P. Monkey

.

nowherepixie · Post by **nowherepixie** » Sun Jun 03, 2007 3:10 pm

RedRevolver wrote:Haha. Some guy on the IRC channel I use just posted this video going 'talk about a girl who is ridiculously hot!'.

Hahaha. Shame he's a bastard though.

Haha! What channel is that?
x

JustAnotherLonelyGirl. · Mon Jun 04, 2007 9:20 pm

Jesus would never touch boobs. It would violate his purity bond.

Renegade · Post by **Renegade** » Tue Jun 05, 2007 11:04 am

Who are you to criticise her?
Who are you to despise her?
Leave her, leave her, let her be now.
Leave her, leave her, she's with me now.
If your slate is clean, then you can throw stones.
If your slate is not, then leave her alone.

Aithne · Post by **Aithne** » Tue Jun 05, 2007 11:16 am

Renegade wrote:Who are you to criticise her?
Who are you to despise her?
Leave her, leave her, let her be now.
Leave her, leave her, she's with me now.
If your slate is clean, then you can throw stones.
If your slate is not, then leave her alone.

Great poem. However considering your lack of membership to Sarah's fan club, I find myself questioning your devotion.

The link in my siggy is where you can join, just edit your name into the list