Could Bree be an alien or some other type of creature?

JohnBigbootie · Post by **JohnBigbootie** » Wed Feb 07, 2007 11:24 pm

CG, Milo, Gogo, Spacie, AZ and others...it was fun but I see that we have been stricken with an incurable disease.

Things must be awfully slow in the social threads for this cancer to have slipped over here...but there it is.

I suggest we all part company until the air clears. I'll be in touch on the preffered channel.

lordgreystoke422 · Post by **lordgreystoke422** » Wed Feb 07, 2007 11:48 pm

JohnBigbootie wrote:CG, Milo, Gogo, Spacie, AZ and others...it was fun but I see that we have been stricken with an incurable disease.

Things must be awfully slow in the social threads for this cancer to have slipped over here...but there it is.

I suggest we all part company until the air clears. I'll be in touch on the preffered channel.

Ahh the sockpuppet infiltrator has recognized that his identity is compromised and so he sulks away. Do Alien Operatives take their bottles warm like human babies? These are the questions that must be asked...maybe we should capture him for observation.

ApotheosisAZ · Post by **ApotheosisAZ** » Thu Feb 08, 2007 1:00 am

lordgreystoke422 wrote: Additionally..everyone knows that ding dongs and ho ho's are space alien food. I tell you..I am on to something.. JohnBigBootie is an alien trying to supress the free flow of knowledge. I suggest we lynch him before the damage is done and Burn him at the steak..or just shoot him and cook some steaks.

As a private individual, straining to understand the "Galien" conspiracy, I must admit that lordgreystoke422 IS on to something here. I have also been looking suspiciously at other seemingly innocuous products. The popular drink Yoo Hoo, for example, seems suspiscious.

I cannot condone the suggestion of lynching, burning at the stake, or shooting a forum participant as intellectually stimulating as JohnBigbootie.

lordgreystoke422 · Post by **lordgreystoke422** » Thu Feb 08, 2007 1:13 am

ApotheosisAZ wrote:
I cannot condone the suggestion of lynching, burning at the stake, or shooting a forum participant as intellectually stimulating as JohnBigbootie.

How about a juicy char broiled steak...can ya condone that? A sure test of certain aliens is whether or not they eat steak. They refuse to eat cow because they despise them so much. Why do you think there are so many cattle mutilations? That's not experimentation...that's revenge!

smurfswim · Post by **smurfswim** » Thu Feb 08, 2007 2:51 am

They're cyborgs! The epogen is like fake blood. And Aleister Crowley was dedicated to the study of immortality. What's more immortal than a robot? It would make sense that Bree's Dad would have wanted to be killed. He don't care. He a robot. They're all clickety-clackety clack robots, I tell you. Like the ones in Westworld and Futureworld movies from the '70's from the imagination of Michael Crichton. As far as seeing the ending on the silver screen, some guy is remaking Westworld... Bree's eyebrows totally look cyborg-ish too. Like pasted on with superglue or something. It would also explain the tick tockety of Daniel's speech in "miss me?" He's malfunctioning or something. I think Danny boy got turned into a robot like in the movie Futureworld when he went to see Bree's play. Only robots would enjoy watching a play about someone going on expeditions after leaving the Mayflower. Or maybe Daniel was just a robot to begin with, because he never did much in any of the first videos.

lordgreystoke422 · Post by **lordgreystoke422** » Thu Feb 08, 2007 2:54 am

smurfswim wrote:They're cyborgs! The epogen is like fake blood. And Aleister Crowley was dedicated to the study of immortality. What's more immortal than a robot? It would make sense that Bree's Dad would have wanted to be killed. He don't care. He a robot. They're all clickety-clackety clack robots, I tell you. Like the ones in Westworld and Futureworld movies from the '70's from the imagination of Michael Crichton. As far as seeing the ending on the silver screen, some guy is remaking Westworld... Bree's eyebrows totally look cyborg-ish too. Like pasted on with superglue or something. It would also explain the tick tockety of Daniel's speech in "miss me?" He's malfunctioning or something. I think Danny boy got turned into a robot like in the movie Futureworld when he went to see Bree's play. Only robots would enjoy watching a play about someone going on expeditions after leaving the Mayflower. Or maybe Daniel was just a robot to begin with, because he never did much in any of the first videos.

Dude...I don't know what fantasyland you are living in.. Robots are just walking computer and my computers break all the damn time.. immortal my right rump cheek... You must be from another planet to think this.. Hmmm another alien in our midst.

smurfswim · Post by **smurfswim** » Thu Feb 08, 2007 3:03 am

Remember the video where Bree was preparing for the ceremony? She did that robot walk with Lucy watching. If they were all robots, it would explain why nobody's parents give a hoot. And robots would be pretty easy to track. No need for tracking devices...

milowent · Post by **milowent** » Thu Feb 08, 2007 9:29 am

smurfswim wrote:Remember the video where Bree was preparing for the ceremony? She did that robot walk with Lucy watching. If they were all robots, it would explain why nobody's parents give a hoot. And robots would be pretty easy to track. No need for tracking devices...

wow, good points, smurfswim.

and JBB, your good friend pointed out the importance of the dialectic recently. i think you may have misjudged the value of lordgrey's contributions.

robots, hmm. maybe gaylien robots? as i noted before, jonas was replaced with a clone after he entered the van, his replacement clone is most likely a gaylien robot being controlled by an aquatic alien on the mothership (where daniel is now).

gogo · Post by **gogo** » Thu Feb 08, 2007 11:07 am

I noticed some of the funk-related motifs that have come up recently: robot (as in that awesome dance), mothership, aliens, Daniel’s cool-as-sin-slangtalk, etc.

This really leads me to believe that "The King of Interplanetary Funk”, George Clinton, Parliament Funkadelic and P-Funk Mothership are somehow involved. (P-Funk--->P-Monkey?)

Could one of the order’s main objectives be “to better administer funk to the audience?” I think it could... (Although I am a big PFunk and Clinton fan, I assure you this has nothing to do with my theory.) I will be looking into this connection…

(ps. if doing the robot is something you have not yet mastered, here is a resource to get you started...)

milowent · Post by **milowent** » Thu Feb 08, 2007 11:12 am

.. a short break from the robot/funkadelic/praying theories ...

woah, look at this, from way back in september, the alien research was already out there:

"Lonleygirl is a alien"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bD3h8IAvVI4

gogo · Post by **gogo** » Thu Feb 08, 2007 11:48 am

Milowent wrote:woah, look at this, from way back in september, the alien research was already out there:

"Lonleygirl is a alien"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bD3h8IAvVI4

Wow, how could we have missed this?!?

milowent · Post by **milowent** » Thu Feb 08, 2007 1:43 pm

i think i am going to have nightmares.

curiousGeorge · Post by **curiousGeorge** » Thu Feb 08, 2007 2:15 pm

NOWWWW we're getting somewhere! Hmmm, I detect some serious evidence of features in the above photo that support many, if not all, of our theories.

Does this creature have a PRIVATE MySpace that can be accessed? Imagine what we could find there...

Truly a major development Milo

!

HoorayForMeImMakingOut · Thu Feb 08, 2007 4:38 pm

LOL omg Milo!!

smurfswim · Post by **smurfswim** » Fri Feb 09, 2007 2:07 am

haha, oh no...

Lonelygirl15

Could Bree be an alien or some other type of creature?

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remember the ceremony

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