Posted: Thu Oct 19, 2006 3:48 pm
I'm trying to imagine the conversation with the doctor
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Awkward.rachelalexis wrote:I'm trying to imagine the conversation with the doctor
It's a good one... though where I grew up friends were friends but "buddies" were more. You didn't need to say f-buddy, it was just understood.Sheikh Gomelez wrote:I see I'm not the only person who thinks that ummm...friend is an acceptable and polite euphemism.
rachelalexis wrote:I'm trying to imagine the conversation with the doctor
"Hi, Mom. This is my buddy, John. We're close."rachelalexis wrote:It's a good one... though where I grew up friends were friends but "buddies" were more. You didn't need to say f-buddy, it was just understood.Sheikh Gomelez wrote:I see I'm not the only person who thinks that ummm...friend is an acceptable and polite euphemism.
Never had anything to be shy about. I go in for things like "I hit my head," not "my enthusiastic friend might have broken my......"quikstrike98 wrote:rachelalexis wrote:I'm trying to imagine the conversation with the doctor
Blah. Doctors are doctors. They're like auto mechanics. Doesn't matter their sex or sexuality. Be up front, tell them what's up and DO NOT BE SHY or you're hurting yourself.
Flautapantera wrote:"Hi, Mom. This is my buddy, John. We're close."rachelalexis wrote:It's a good one... though where I grew up friends were friends but "buddies" were more. You didn't need to say f-buddy, it was just understood.Sheikh Gomelez wrote:I see I'm not the only person who thinks that ummm...friend is an acceptable and polite euphemism.
My parents are doctors so every-once-in-a-while when I was younger, I'd hear horror stories. Nothing too personal, because of privacy issues and whatnot. But freaky, nonetheless.quikstrike98 wrote:rachelalexis wrote:I'm trying to imagine the conversation with the doctor
Blah. Doctors are doctors. They're like auto mechanics. Doesn't matter their sex or sexuality. Be up front, tell them what's up and DO NOT BE SHY or you're hurting yourself.
When you've got a pregnant female Navy doctor telling you to drop trow to check for hernias, you get over it.rachelalexis wrote:Never had anything to be shy about. I go in for things like "I hit my head," not "my enthusiastic friend might have broken my......"quikstrike98 wrote:rachelalexis wrote:I'm trying to imagine the conversation with the doctor
Blah. Doctors are doctors. They're like auto mechanics. Doesn't matter their sex or sexuality. Be up front, tell them what's up and DO NOT BE SHY or you're hurting yourself.
I think buddy is a touch less elegant than saying, "This amazingly stunning creature is my.... umm, friend," and following the statement with an ambiguous smile.rachelalexis wrote:It's a good one... though where I grew up friends were friends but "buddies" were more. You didn't need to say f-buddy, it was just understood.Sheikh Gomelez wrote:I see I'm not the only person who thinks that ummm...friend is an acceptable and polite euphemism.
If they're calling me amazingly stunning I could deal with them calling me almost anything...Sheikh Gomelez wrote:I think buddy is a touch less elegant than saying, "This amazingly stunning creature is my.... umm, friend," and following the statement with an ambiguous smile.rachelalexis wrote:It's a good one... though where I grew up friends were friends but "buddies" were more. You didn't need to say f-buddy, it was just understood.Sheikh Gomelez wrote:I see I'm not the only person who thinks that ummm...friend is an acceptable and polite euphemism.
Of course, I'm talking about introducing the buddy to people you know.
rachelalexis wrote:If they're calling me amazingly stunning I could deal with them calling me almost anything...Sheikh Gomelez wrote:I think buddy is a touch less elegant than saying, "This amazingly stunning creature is my.... umm, friend," and following the statement with an ambiguous smile.rachelalexis wrote:It's a good one... though where I grew up friends were friends but "buddies" were more. You didn't need to say f-buddy, it was just understood.Sheikh Gomelez wrote:I see I'm not the only person who thinks that ummm...friend is an acceptable and polite euphemism.
Of course, I'm talking about introducing the buddy to people you know.
Where can I buy a copy of said manife... erm, I mean guidebook?Sheikh Gomelez wrote:Because some umm...friends will never be more than umm...friends, and I'd hate to have my acquaintances make assumptions about either the lady's character or my own.
Acquaintances should feel free to guess, however.
Rule 73 in The Sheikh's Guide to Morals and Dogma.
*writes down rule* Gah, I have so much to learn from you.Sheikh Gomelez wrote:Because some umm...friends will never be more than umm...friends, and I'd hate to have my acquaintances make assumptions about either the lady's character or my own.
Acquaintances should feel free to guess, however.
Rule 73 in The Sheikh's Guide to Morals and Dogma.