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Posted: Thu Oct 19, 2006 4:01 pm
by rachelalexis
quikstrike98 wrote:rachelalexis wrote:Sheikh Gomelez wrote:rachelalexis wrote:Sheikh Gomelez wrote:I see I'm not the only person who thinks that
ummm...friend is an acceptable and polite euphemism.
It's a good one... though where I grew up friends were friends but "buddies" were more. You didn't need to say f-buddy, it was just understood.
I think
buddy is a touch less elegant than saying, "This amazingly stunning creature is my.... umm,
friend," and following the statement with an ambiguous smile.
Of course, I'm talking about introducing the
buddy to people you know.
If they're calling me amazingly stunning I could deal with them calling me almost anything...
Yep, so long as it ain't Mom...she's sizing you up to make sure you're worthy of her Baby Boy and if you can raise children properly...
Ugg, don't remind me of trying to impress mothers... gives me bad flashbacks of dealing with the ex's monster... er, mother...
Posted: Thu Oct 19, 2006 4:02 pm
by Sheikh Gomelez
rachelalexis wrote:Sheikh Gomelez wrote:Because some
umm...friends will never be more than
umm...friends, and I'd hate to have my acquaintances make assumptions about either the lady's character or my own.
Acquaintances should feel free to guess, however.
Rule 73 in
The Sheikh's Guide to Morals and Dogma.
Where can I buy a copy of said manife... erm, I mean guidebook?
I believe you already have a copy. It's inscribed in the hearts of all intelligent, charming, and discerning individuals.
Posted: Thu Oct 19, 2006 4:04 pm
by rachelalexis
Sheikh Gomelez wrote:rachelalexis wrote:Sheikh Gomelez wrote:Because some
umm...friends will never be more than
umm...friends, and I'd hate to have my acquaintances make assumptions about either the lady's character or my own.
Acquaintances should feel free to guess, however.
Rule 73 in
The Sheikh's Guide to Morals and Dogma.
Where can I buy a copy of said manife... erm, I mean guidebook?
I believe you already have a copy. It's inscribed in the hearts of all intelligent, charming, and discerning individuals.
Awwww, I love thoughtful compliments *beams*
Posted: Thu Oct 19, 2006 4:04 pm
by quikstrike98
Sheikh Gomelez wrote:rachelalexis wrote:Sheikh Gomelez wrote:Because some
umm...friends will never be more than
umm...friends, and I'd hate to have my acquaintances make assumptions about either the lady's character or my own.
Acquaintances should feel free to guess, however.
Rule 73 in
The Sheikh's Guide to Morals and Dogma.
Where can I buy a copy of said manife... erm, I mean guidebook?
I believe you already have a copy. It's inscribed in the hearts of all intelligent, charming, and discerning individuals.
Kudos.
Posted: Thu Oct 19, 2006 4:07 pm
by Sheikh Gomelez
Maintain a facade of charm, wit, and grace at all times, with the exception of time spent in the company of one's most trusted and intimate of associates. They know you better than that.
Rule 25.
Posted: Thu Oct 19, 2006 4:09 pm
by rachelalexis
Am I violating rule 25 by being bawdy and ridiculous with random people on a web forum?
Dammit!
Posted: Thu Oct 19, 2006 4:11 pm
by Sheikh Gomelez
An insincere compliment often proves as damaging as the worst of insults. When complimenting someone, always be sincere, as the detection of insincerity is known to have resulted in public hangings.
Rule 23
Posted: Thu Oct 19, 2006 4:12 pm
by quikstrike98
rachelalexis wrote:Am I violating rule 25 by being bawdy and ridiculous with random people on a web forum?
Dammit!
Bawdy and ridiculous is always well-advised. You'll only pass this way once.
Posted: Thu Oct 19, 2006 4:13 pm
by Sheikh Gomelez
rachelalexis wrote:Am I violating rule 25 by being bawdy and ridiculous with random people on a web forum?
Dammit!
Not at all.
Charm covers a vaster territory than
politeness does. When in doubt, work the charm.
Rule 5
Posted: Thu Oct 19, 2006 4:14 pm
by rachelalexis
quikstrike98 wrote:rachelalexis wrote:Am I violating rule 25 by being bawdy and ridiculous with random people on a web forum?
Dammit!
Bawdy and ridiculous is always well-advised. You'll only pass this way once.
Yeah, it sure is fun!
Posted: Thu Oct 19, 2006 4:23 pm
by rachelalexis
Alright, well while it's kinda calm here I better study... gah, so much studying needs to be done!
Posted: Thu Oct 19, 2006 4:36 pm
by quikstrike98
Dire Straits...."Sultans of Swing"
I forgot how good music could be.
Posted: Thu Oct 19, 2006 4:45 pm
by Flautapantera
*looks under furniture for perviness*
Where'd it go?
Posted: Thu Oct 19, 2006 4:46 pm
by quikstrike98
Flautapantera wrote:*looks under furniture for perviness*
Where'd it go?
You rang?
Posted: Thu Oct 19, 2006 4:46 pm
by rachelalexis
quikstrike98 wrote:Dire Straits...."Sultans of Swing"
I forgot how good music could be.
AWESOME song!
Sorry, I just can't study for too long before getting all distracted!