Calling all voice actors!

[betz28]

kenny and paisley...you guys are great! cannot wait to see it!

[lonelyelendi]

Thanks betz! BTW I cast the part, BUT I wrote three more shorts...they are a series...I am not sure if they would work with just audio...if anyone with a camera wants to give them a go with their friends, PM me and I would be willing to send you the scripts!

[cup o' noodles]

Hey, I got my mic to work again! Yay!

[lonelyelendi]

WOOT! I wrote 3 more shorts!

[lonelyelendi]

Shady Business:
Part 1
A short written by Kenneth Dale VandenBerghe and Devin (Euphoria)

Cast:
Hippie – [Not Cast]
Business Man – [Not Cast]

[LIGHTS UP.]

[A Hippie in a tie-dye tee-shirt is sitting on a bench at a bus stop. A Business Man in a suit approaches the stop. The two men remain in silence for several seconds, shooting glances at each other. The Business Man attempts to sit down multiple times, but stops each time by glancing at the bench. Eventually he takes a handkerchief from his pocket and wipes the bench. He sits.]

Hippie: [Chuckling to himself] I don’t carry smallpox, you
know.

Business Man: Excuse me?

Hippie: Is the bench clean enough for you, now?

Business Man: Do you know how many germs are on this bench? Millions. Billions. Trillions, even. All of which could infect me, and I can’t afford that right now.

Hippie: I sit on this bench every day, and I haven’t caught anything yet. If I do, you’ll be the first to know.

[Business Man flashes a very contrived smile and condescending smile at Hippie]

Hippie: So why can’t you afford to be sick right now, if you don’t mind my asking?

Business Man: I do mind. But, if you must know, I have a very important interview today. [Under his breath] Not that you’d know what a “job” is.

[Hippie begins sliding towards the business man. The Business Man does not notice at first, but soon he begins sliding away from Hippie]

Hippie: I’ll have you know, I am the president of a major corporation.

Business Man: [Under his breath, again] Sure you are.

Hippie: In fact, I am interviewing some young kid like you. Fresh out of college, thinks he is the king of the world.

[By this time the Hippie has his arm around the Business Man. Business Man attempts to wriggle free.]

Business Man: [With forced pleasantness, that the Hippie sees through] Actually, I am being interviewed by…

[A bus pulls up. Business Man stands and moves towards the doors. They open. He begins to get on, but before he can fully enter the bus Hippie shouts]

Hippie: Who did you say?

Business Man: DONALD REDMOND!

[Business Man turns and the doors of the bus close.]

Hippie: [Chuckling to himself] That would be me.

[BLACKOUT.]


*The End*



Shady Business:
Part 2
A short written by Kenneth Dale VandenBerghe

Cast:
Hippie – [Not Cast]
Business Man 2 – [Not Cast]

[LIGHTS UP.]

[The Hippie from Part 1 is at his bench again, this time however he is dressed in a suit with his hair slicked back. Business Man 2 approaches dressed in a suit. The two men remain in silence for several seconds, shooting glances at each other. Business Man 2 attempts to sit down multiple times, but stops each time by glancing at the bench. Eventually he takes a handkerchief from his pocket and wipes the bench. He sits. This is all done exactly as it was done in Part 1.]

Hippie: [Chuckles to himself.] Going to a big job interview?

Business Man 2: Yes, actually. I have an interview with some crazy hippie CEO. My friend had an interview with the guy a few days ago.

Hippie: Oh, really? Did it go well?

Business Man 2: He didn’t get the job, so I guess not. [Laughs a little to himself.] But I’m not as stupid as he is; I know how to play freaks like this guy.

Hippie: [Under his breath] I am sure you do. [Chuckles slightly.]

Business Man 2: What was that?

Hippie: I said “Good luck!”
Business Man 2: Oh, thanks! [Notices his bus coming] That’s my bus.

[A bus pulls up to the stop and Business Man 2 gets on. The doors close and the bus pulls away.]

Hippie: [Chuckling slightly] He doesn’t stand a chance.

[BLACKOUT.]


*The End*



Shady Business:
Part 3
A short written by Kenneth Dale VandenBerghe and Devin (Euphoria)

Cast:
Hippie – [Not Cast]
Business Woman – [Not Cast]

[LIGHTS UP.]

[A Hippie in a tie-dye tee-shirt is sitting on a bench at a bus stop. A Business Woman in a suit approaches the stop. She smiles genuinely and sits down. Hippie looks at her. A beat. She looks at him. A beat]

Hippie: You want a job?

[BLACKOUT.]


*The End*

[cup o' noodles]

WOOT! I wrote 3 more shorts!

Cool!

[lonelyelendi]

I am trying to come up with a pen name....I am thinking of using Kenny...but what should my last name be?

[cup o' noodles]

I am trying to come up with a pen name....I am thinking of using Kenny...but what should my last name be?

Ummmmm.....

I dunno.

Do you know of any cool surnames?

[lonelyelendi]

I am thinking of using KD VandenBerghe

[cup o' noodles]

That sounds cool.

[lonelyelendi]

I decided to go with Kenneth Dale VandenBerghe xD

[cup o' noodles]

lol, Oh so very original. How did you ever come up with it?

[lonelyelendi]

lol...I can change it later if I so please...besides I can't start posting for three days...how homosexual is that?

[betz28]

im impressed with your writing kenny! wow!

[lonelyelendi]

Thanks betz! lol...I had help on two of the three most recent...a friend of mine kind of brainstormed with me, but I wrote them all.