Lonelygirl15

Granted , but its the Dentist and the Proctologist


I wish I had straight hair

Granted but you seem to manage not to be able to find yourself
(ewww catcher)

I wish I never have to be the catcher

Granted , but from now on your wife always has a headache


I wish I didnt have to pack

granted but you are forceed to go naked everywhere you go


I wish I hadnt missed Heros last week and this week

Granted, but there's a frak accident and well no more t.v. ever!


I wish I didnt feel so sick this morning

Granted but tomorrow you realize that you are pregnant and you suffer with sever mornign sickness for all 9 months


I wish it was my baby....lol

Granted! However, my hubby kicks me out and I have to live with you! lol



I wish, I could have super powers

granted but your power is super smelly gas...


i wish I could afford to pay your bills when you move in with me

Granted, but the new baby eats us out of house and home!!!!




I wish I could Fly

granted but you do so by forcing out large amounts of your super smelly gas...


I wish my child didnt eat my house....(AHHH super baby)


is it just me or do we have a disgusting arrangement??

Granted, instead the baby eats the neighbors



I wish I could afford to pay for the damages the baby causes!!


Yes, it is rather gross!

granted but you have no money left over for anything else...


I wish we had a nice baby

Granted, but it never moves away from home




I wish it would have moved away to college, like all its friends LOL

granted but you have to pay for college and afterwards he moves back home


I wish he would get married

Granted, he married a crackwhore



I wish they wouldnt have had kids lol