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Posted: Sun Feb 18, 2007 4:37 pm
by Ziola
ladron121 wrote:
Karma has made me pay for my transgression, however, since I was awoken this morning by the Sacramento Police. Seems someone broke into my car again last night....
Poor baby....Want me to find 'em and beat 'em up for you?
'Cuz I will
Posted: Sun Feb 18, 2007 4:44 pm
by tiltingwindward
Ziola, I'm fairly certain that this is the work of The Hat and its cronies. Normally, I'd be the first person offering to break kneecaps to avenge Lad, but in this situation, I'm just not sure I'd have the upper hand (not to mention The Hat's distinct lack of kneecaps).
Posted: Sun Feb 18, 2007 4:45 pm
by Ziola
Tilt, its nothing a good trip in the dishwasher won't fix. We can and will eliminate its evil and sadistic tendencies.
Posted: Sun Feb 18, 2007 4:51 pm
by ladron121
Ziola wrote:Tilt, its nothing a good trip in the dishwasher won't fix. We can and will eliminate its evil and sadistic tendencies.
So the Hat has set my dishwasher on fire, and killed the household cat. Let's not piss him off any more
Posted: Sun Feb 18, 2007 4:52 pm
by tiltingwindward
You mentioned the...dishwasher...
Note to self: Don't be standing next to Ziola when The Hat comes down.
Posted: Sun Feb 18, 2007 4:53 pm
by Jewelybug
I have heard stories of said hat.....
/me backs away slowly
Posted: Sun Feb 18, 2007 6:16 pm
by Ziola
Pfft. Wimps....
Posted: Sun Feb 18, 2007 6:21 pm
by chershaytoute
ladron121 wrote:The creeps took 6 cds of mine and my ashtray.
They left behind my car stereo and my super expensive RayBans, which I accidentally left in the car.
Idiots...
The Hat <typed in appropriately awed tone> obviously does not have highly intelligent minion-types...
Not only the leaving behind of the RayBans and car stereo...but why in the world would one steal an ASHTRAY????? This has me seriously scratching my head!
Posted: Sun Feb 18, 2007 6:37 pm
by tiltingwindward
It must be a warning, chershaytoute, like other organized crime rings leave to let someone know they're pushing the limits of what's acceptable. What is the most precious possession Lad has relating to our mission? His car, of course. And what does The Hat target? I think you see where I'm going with this.
But regarding the choice of stolen items: I can't think of a use the aforementioned headwear would have for sunglasses...but I'm pretty sure it's a smokin' Hat.
Posted: Sun Feb 18, 2007 6:39 pm
by ApotheosisAZ
chershaytoute wrote:
The Hat <typed in appropriately awed tone> obviously does not have highly intelligent minion-types...
Not only the leaving behind of the RayBans and car stereo...but why in the world would one steal an ASHTRAY????? This has me seriously scratching my head!
I think they may have been trying to find a sample of ladron121's DNA. Certainly, there would be some of his cells on the cigarette butts in the ashtray, and also on the CD's.
Posted: Sun Feb 18, 2007 7:55 pm
by Balmung
I think they were looking for fingerprints on the CD's.
Posted: Sun Feb 18, 2007 8:57 pm
by ladron121
I am looking forward to a clone army of drop retrievers, from my DNA, at my command in every major city
Posted: Sun Feb 18, 2007 9:07 pm
by Jewelybug
ladron121 wrote:I am looking forward to a clone army of drop retrievers, from my DNA, at my command in every major city
A Lad Clone....
Where do i sign up?
Posted: Sun Feb 18, 2007 9:14 pm
by ladron121
APO! I smell a ladronco vid about selling my clones to retrieve things
Around the home, 3 hours away in some small town in the middle of nowhere, etc.
Sounds funny to me
Posted: Sun Feb 18, 2007 9:49 pm
by ApotheosisAZ
ladron121 wrote:APO! I smell a ladronco vid about selling my clones to retrieve things
Around the home, 3 hours away in some small town in the middle of nowhere, etc.
Sounds funny to me
I do have another in the works. I'm gonna put this idea in the pipeline, tho.