Awesome Pick-up Lines.

Ziola · Post by **Ziola** » Sun Mar 04, 2007 12:56 pm

AutoPilate wrote:This place could really use more Zi pics. Or my PM box does, at least.

thelogicpuzzler · Post by **thelogicpuzzler** » Sun Mar 04, 2007 1:00 pm

You smell nice?

AutoPilate · Post by **AutoPilate** » Sun Mar 04, 2007 1:02 pm

thelogicpuzzler wrote:You smell nice?

That works awesomely if you're a midget.

cup o' noodles · Post by **cup o' noodles** » Sun Mar 04, 2007 1:17 pm

AutoPilate wrote:Your car's parked in that lot out front, right? K, see you later.

LOVE IT! HAWT stalker boys.

cup o' noodles · Post by **cup o' noodles** » Sun Mar 04, 2007 1:19 pm

AutoPilate wrote:What're you, about a size fourteen?

From The Silence of the Lambs.

Oh ya, now that's the total sex. If someone used that one on me, I think it'd work.

betz28 · Post by **betz28** » Sun Mar 04, 2007 4:44 pm

cosmicdancer wrote:How do you like your eggs in the morning? Scrambled, or fertilized?

(eck! Haha. That ones from 200 Cigarettes)

heheh...thats one was funny.

the one i was going to post was posted by noodles! only one i could think of about the mirror being in your pocket....

cup o' noodles · Post by **cup o' noodles** » Sun Mar 04, 2007 5:00 pm

betz28 wrote:the one i was going to post was posted by noodles! only one i could think of about the mirror being in your pocket....

lol, It's a classic. I thought of the mirror one the second I saw this thread, hahaha.

PinkoLady · Post by **PinkoLady** » Sun Mar 04, 2007 6:13 pm

cup o' noodles wrote:
AutoPilate wrote:What're you, about a size fourteen?

From The Silence of the Lambs.
Oh ya, now that's the total sex. If someone used that one on me, I think it'd work.

Yeah, I'd run away.

Though not if it were AP.

psychobunnie · Post by **psychobunnie** » Sun Mar 04, 2007 6:49 pm

cosmicdancer · Post by **cosmicdancer** » Sun Mar 04, 2007 6:50 pm

Sheikh Gomelez wrote:
spaciegirlreturn wrote:Since no one has said it...and I'm suprised no one has:
Nice shirt. Wanna fu*k?
Shouldn't that be "nice pants"?

We were just waiting for you, spacie.

I thought it was nice shoes!

AutoPilate · Post by **AutoPilate** » Sun Mar 04, 2007 7:05 pm

PinkoLady wrote:
cup o' noodles wrote:
AutoPilate wrote:What're you, about a size fourteen?

From The Silence of the Lambs.
Oh ya, now that's the total sex. If someone used that one on me, I think it'd work.
Yeah, I'd run away.

Though not if it were AP.

Whoa, how'd I miss this?

Hello there....

psychobunnie · Post by **psychobunnie** » Sun Mar 04, 2007 7:09 pm

cosmicdancer wrote:
Sheikh Gomelez wrote:
spaciegirlreturn wrote:Since no one has said it...and I'm suprised no one has:
Nice shirt. Wanna fu*k?
Shouldn't that be "nice pants"?

We were just waiting for you, spacie.
I thought it was nice shoes!

yeah, i thought it was shoes too.

no wonder it never worked for me.

Crooked Angel · Post by **Crooked Angel** » Sun Mar 04, 2007 11:49 pm

Hey baby, you must be a light switch, coz every time I see you, you turn me on

Your Daddy must have been a Baker, cos you got the nicest set of buns I've ever saw.

and one of the funniest...............

I'll give you a nickel if you tickle my pickle

Flautapantera · Post by **Flautapantera** » Mon Mar 05, 2007 10:12 am

Crooked Angel wrote: I'll give you a nickel if you tickle my pickle

Yeah, if you'll believe it, someone actually said that to me before.

LAME.

AutoPilate · Post by **AutoPilate** » Mon Mar 05, 2007 10:15 am

Flautapantera wrote:
Crooked Angel wrote: I'll give you a nickel if you tickle my pickle
Yeah, if you'll believe it, someone actually said that to me before.

LAME.

::scratches it out of his notebook::