HyeMew wrote:In my opinion, Cassie is just like Maris from Frasier, and needs to stay that way. She can never be seen.
I do like the idea of gathering all the Cassies together and dropping a piano on them though, I'd pay to see that (as we all would have to to buy a piano...)
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- Sheikh Gomelez
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A piano? Nay, brothers and sisters. When dealing with enemies of a spiritual nature, we have recourse to a single weapon.
"And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, 'O Lord, bless this Thy hand grenade that, with it, Thou mayest blow Thine enemies to tiny bits in Thy mercy.' And the Lord did grin, and the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths and carp and anchovies and orangutans and breakfast cereals and fruit bats and... And the Lord spake, saying, 'First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin, then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shalt be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thou foe, who being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it. Amen.'"

"And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, 'O Lord, bless this Thy hand grenade that, with it, Thou mayest blow Thine enemies to tiny bits in Thy mercy.' And the Lord did grin, and the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths and carp and anchovies and orangutans and breakfast cereals and fruit bats and... And the Lord spake, saying, 'First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin, then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shalt be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thou foe, who being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it. Amen.'"

Tenser, said the Tensor.
Tenser, said the Tensor.
Tension, apprehension,
And dissension have begun.
Tenser, said the Tensor.
Tension, apprehension,
And dissension have begun.
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Actually, I don't mind all the Cassies. I'm sure the majority of such fan fictions are well-intended. Granted, it can get confusing, but keeping track of Cassies is easier than trying to keep the timelines in the DC Multiverse straight. 
Tenser, said the Tensor.
Tenser, said the Tensor.
Tension, apprehension,
And dissension have begun.
Tenser, said the Tensor.
Tension, apprehension,
And dissension have begun.
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