banana or carrot

Killthesmiley · Post by **Killthesmiley** » Wed Apr 04, 2007 6:58 am

I know you'd wear tat shirt for me sim.
I'm no fool to your game

spaciegirlreturn · Post by **spaciegirlreturn** » Wed Apr 04, 2007 8:05 am

Why does your husband have that shirt? Do Canadians still think that International Male catalog items are for hetero use?

Killthesmiley · Post by **Killthesmiley** » Wed Apr 04, 2007 8:21 am

Why does your husband have that shirt? Do Canadians still think that International Male catalog items are for hetero use?

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Sim7lizard · Post by **Sim7lizard** » Wed Apr 04, 2007 9:58 am

Killthesmiley wrote:I know you'd wear tat shirt for me sim.
I'm no fool to your game

Honey if it s for you I would... but I can ssure you that you don t want me wearing that!!!!

Ziola · Post by **Ziola** » Wed Apr 04, 2007 11:01 am

spaciegirlreturn wrote:Why does your husband have that shirt? Do Canadians still think that International Male catalog items are for hetero use?

Sim7lizard · Post by **Sim7lizard** » Wed Apr 04, 2007 11:14 am

What is Iternational male catalog?

Ziola · Post by **Ziola** » Wed Apr 04, 2007 11:16 am

http://www.internationalmale.com/defaul ... %20gzfzkBT

Sim7lizard · Post by **Sim7lizard** » Wed Apr 04, 2007 11:59 am

Languorous Lass · Post by **Languorous Lass** » Wed Apr 04, 2007 12:42 pm

Killthesmiley wrote: lass...what about the rough end on banana's...you know ... i call it bark.

Um . . . bananas can be peeled.

Although they do get awfully mushy then . . .

Sim7lizard · Post by **Sim7lizard** » Wed Apr 04, 2007 12:45 pm

i guess that s when Kentucky comes in handy!!!!

Languorous Lass · Post by **Languorous Lass** » Wed Apr 04, 2007 12:52 pm

Cuddlebunni wrote:My mom used to tell me cockroaches crawled in the tips of the peel to live.. and I was traumatized and now I always break off the tip.

Was your mom a sadist?

Flautapantera wrote:. . . that shiny carrot man scares me.

Cuddlebunni wrote:OMG the carrot man wasnt there the first time I viewed this thread.

He's quite frightening.

Danielle wrote:I'm curious as to why he is glowing.

How?

The pic wasn't there when I responded either. Otherwise I would have been able to share with you the wonder that is Flaming Carrot, America's First Surrealist Superhero.

spaciegirlreturn wrote:Why does your husband have that shirt? Do Canadians still think that International Male catalog items are for hetero use?

What makes you think her husband is hetero?

Give the guy some credit for flexibility.

spaciegirlreturn · Post by **spaciegirlreturn** » Wed Apr 04, 2007 4:54 pm

well....ok...but still...bad shirt.

Killthesmiley · Post by **Killthesmiley** » Wed Apr 04, 2007 4:58 pm

Languorous Lass wrote:
Killthesmiley wrote: lass...what about the rough end on banana's...you know ... i call it bark.
Um . . . bananas can be peeled.

Although they do get awfully mushy then . . .

funny that you mention this...

I make banana bread all the time, and one day my husband noticed that I have banana's froze in the freezer to do so (because when you freeze banana's they turn to luquid/mush and it's easier and tastier in banana bread)
so he gets this kinky idea, and i'm just like "wtf are you thinking???"

He explains to me that his cousin used to tell him that sometimes women froze banana's for......fun.....

immediatly I grabbed myself and coward on the floor thinking of the cold-ness yelling "god no never ever noooooo!!!!"

Marbella · Post by **Marbella** » Wed Apr 04, 2007 5:13 pm

orange ya glad it wasn't a banana?

(from incredibly stupid childhood knock-knock joke!!)

I don't know any carrot jokes. Does anyone else.. ones that are PG-13, at least!!

Sim7lizard · Post by **Sim7lizard** » Wed Apr 04, 2007 5:38 pm

PG 13??? why!!!!