0188 - "Naive Girl" [05/08/07]

je_sais_cequisetrame · Tue May 08, 2007 9:21 pm

alysaface wrote:
je_sais_cequisetrame wrote:HOW did they get the child into a motel room? lol.
Pshhhhh, hehe, that just brought me back to my high-school party kid days...

It's more than easy to sneak an assload of people into a hotel room =)

Hahaha, as a senior in high school, I can more than vouch for the truthfulness of that statement...

What's amazing is how easy it is to get an assload of people AND an assload of alcohol into a hotel room, but I digress.

Wasn't she kicking and screaming?!?! Or is the child brain damaged? Or on drugs? O_o If three young adults abducted me in my bedroom, tied me up, and were carrying me into a hotel room, I'd probably be kicking and screaming, "HELP! HELP! RAPE! HELP!" or SOMETHING.

Then again, reality is NOT on the side of this series quite often, so anyway... whatever. I'll go with it. But I'll still bitch. Silently.

JustAnotherLonelyGirl. · Tue May 08, 2007 9:22 pm

If Jules really wants to escape, she should just say she has no idea what Bree is talking about and convince her that she really isn't the Ceremony girl. That's what I would do.

Ughh I'm so frustrated. From now on, Bree needs a voice in her head saying "What would Tachyon do?" ALL THE TIME. Answer: not kidnap a little girl.

Onewen · Post by **Onewen** » Tue May 08, 2007 9:22 pm

JustAnotherLonelyGirl. wrote:
Onewen wrote:They'd better not end the whole series with them going to jail ... ala the series finale of Seinfeld.
Oh please. The finale of Seinfeld was amazing.
And LG15 doesn't even compare to Seinfeld. They are just on completely different levels of brilliance. i.e. LG15 is not. And Seinfeld was unspeakably fantastic.

Oh dear...did i touch a nerve?? Please forgive me...LOL.

house · Post by **house** » Tue May 08, 2007 9:25 pm

I'm sitting here cracking up at how ridiculous this whole story has become. Last night, I went to bed thinking, and humming to myself, "Bree's going to juvey...Bree's going to juvey."

Seriously...this series is quickly becoming a parody of itself.

I kept waiting for a maid to knock on the door and say "I'm here to clean da' room...ju' want me to come back later?" All the while, Jules sits in the corner all bound-and-gagged...'cause every adult in this series MUST be oblivious. It's in their contract.

je_sais_cequisetrame · Tue May 08, 2007 9:26 pm

JustAnotherLonelyGirl. wrote:From now on, Bree needs a voice in her head saying "What would Tachyon do?" ALL THE TIME. Answer: not kidnap a little girl.

IKNOWKNOWKNOWKNOWKNOW

Tachyon would be like, "Knock her out. Insert a tracking device into her bloodstream. Get her on an international satellite. Leave before the parents get home."

She would not be like, "Hey, dudes, let's break into the house, kidnap the girl, and take her to a motel with no rhyme nor reason."

However, I like the phrase "What Would Tachyon Do" and I propose that someone puts that on a bracelet like the WWJDs, hehe.

EmiB · Post by **EmiB** » Tue May 08, 2007 9:26 pm

Hmm, I just think its strange that after being kidnapped themselves and going on about it for weeks, their next course of action is....more kidnapping.

Either way, this makes for some interesting videos.

alysaface · Post by **alysaface** » Tue May 08, 2007 9:29 pm

trainer101 wrote:
alysaface wrote:
je_sais_cequisetrame wrote:HOW did they get the child into a motel room? lol.
Pshhhhh, hehe, that just brought me back to my high-school party kid days...

It's more than easy to sneak an assload of people into a hotel room =)
But were you tied up and screaming at the time?

Screaming and yelling, probably (i was a rather loud teenager) but tied up, nahhh

ok after i re-read this i realized how perverted it could possibly sound.. um.. i'm talking about hotel parties, not skanky romps. thx.

house · Post by **house** » Tue May 08, 2007 9:30 pm

je_sais_cequisetrame wrote:
However, I like the phrase "What Would Tachyon Do" and I propose that someone puts that on a bracelet like the WWJDs, hehe.

Tachy would've taken one look at Jules and said, "I'm out....no. Seriously! DO the ceremony on her. Just...yeah...do it." - WHAT TIME IS IT?!?!?!

TOSG · Post by **TOSG** » Tue May 08, 2007 9:38 pm

Who would have thought that things wouldn't have been all sunshine and roses after forcibly kidnapping a little girl?

Also, call off the 2007 Oscars and just give "Best Actress" to the girl that plays Jules...(Boratesque pause)...NOT!

Aponi · Post by **Aponi** » Tue May 08, 2007 9:54 pm

house wrote:Tachy would've taken one look at Jules and said, "I'm out....no. Seriously! DO the ceremony on her. Just...yeah...do it." - WHAT TIME IS IT?!?!?!

I agree!
It's too bad Tachy is gone

I can only imagine the convo
Bree: *calls Tachyon* Yeah so, have you seen our videos, this new ceremony girl...*rants*
Tachyon: Yes, Bree, but have you seen HER videos? Just...hey it's not you anymore right?
Bree:But she's so young!
Tachyon: I am SO not doing this for the rest of my life *sighs*

And on that note, who just laughed at Jules instead of feeling sorry for her? If I felt sorry for anyone, it was Bree at the end. Not Jules.

voyboy · Post by **voyboy** » Tue May 08, 2007 9:57 pm

If BD&J showed that kid all the Brees videos, and she is still acting that way, then let the Order have her.

hollyxmas · Post by **hollyxmas** » Tue May 08, 2007 9:59 pm

Eh. Okay video. Kinda short but better then nothing.
I still think its all going to work in the end.
Jules seeme pretty brave, at least compared to me. I wouldn't even talk to them if I was in her place.
I'm predicting the next video will be something like

Bree- I feel so bad...I know how scared she must feel. I've been questioning myself alot lately...this was our only choice right? *pouty innocent face at camera*
-cuts to Jules-
off camera Daniel- Please just give us a second to-
Jules- Nooooooooooooooooooo!
*Daniel puts hand over her mouth*
Daniel- She bit my hand! This is all so ridiculous. *puts hand in front of camera* See?
*shows Bree and Daniel trying to calm Jules down while Jonas tapes*
Bree- If you would only-
Jules- Neeeevvvvvvvver! I hate you!
Daniel- This is hopeless.
Jonas- I told you this was crazy! Lets let her go already and-
Bree- Then what? Go back into hiding?
*blahblah a couple more seconds of arguing/yelling*
*Taylor and Sarah come in*
Sarah- *Says something smart and profound to Jules who immidiately calms down and thinks about it*
Bree- That did it! We finally got Julia to listen to us. Well Sarah did I mean. We explained everything, showed her our videos....she knows everything now...Hopefully she believes us...*pouty face*
End

lol sorry. I've just been wanting to try writing one of these..

Inigo · Post by **Inigo** » Tue May 08, 2007 10:02 pm

Yeah I hope the Creators didnt use Sarah and Taylor just to get to Jules. They developed their characters too much for them to have just those minor roles. They must have something important to contribute to the story.

Lurker · Post by **Lurker** » Tue May 08, 2007 10:08 pm

voyboy wrote:If BD&J showed that kid all the Brees videos, and she is still acting that way, then let the Order have her.

I don't think they've gotten that far with her yet.

Inigo wrote:Yeah I hope the Creators didnt use Sarah and Taylor just to get to Jules. They developed their characters too much for them to have just those minor roles. They must have something important to contribute to the story.

Sarah'd better be permanent or my heart will be broke.

Hippie · Post by **Hippie** » Tue May 08, 2007 10:19 pm

alysaface wrote:Pshhhhh, hehe, that just brought me back to my high-school party kid days...

It's more than easy to sneak an assload of people into a hotel room =)

Shi*, I was reading all the comments and just had to say alysa is as right as you can be....