Lonelygirl15

Languorous Lass wrote:

Mirage wrote:(Had to re-word this post, BTW, 'cuz it originally said "secret service guys hiding in my bushes"....)

Now that I would like to see.

Well when one of those fuckers finally decide to come up for air, I'll let you know.

RoseCrowley wrote:

I think it's time to call in the lawn boy with the weedwhacker.

spaciegirlreturn wrote:

RoseCrowley wrote:

I think it's time to call in the lawn boy with the weedwhacker.

And Spacie's well hidden lust for lawn boys finally comes out

maybe if that one young lad from the other block were the lawn boy....but certainly not the ones we have now.
By the way..am I the only person in the free world who doesn't understand wtf this smiley is supposed to be?:

It looks like a screwed up 70's soul patch to me.

is it purple? I so don't get it.

I think it's supposed to be hanging out its tongue and drooling.

Yeah, like anybody really looks like that.

What, you've never had a dude drool purple over you?

Um . . . do I have to answer that?

I may very well have . . . during one of those times that I can't remember because I was plastered out of my skull.

I miss being plastered. Why aren't I plastered right now?

Mirage wrote:What, you've never had a dude drool purple over you?

The last time I drooled purple I was like three and I'd been drinking grape Kool-aid. Ahh, good times.

I was a bad girl and got some beer. It WAS light beer. But still. I'm supposed to be dieting.

Mirage wrote:I was a bad girl and got some beer. It WAS light beer. But still. I'm supposed to be dieting.

Beer is calorie free... isn't it? It should be anyway.

Mirage wrote:I was a bad girl and got some beer. It WAS light beer. But still. I'm supposed to be dieting.

djmadscribbler wrote: The last time I drooled purple I was like three and I'd been drinking grape Kool-aid. Ahh, good times.

Sexy!