Really, Really....HARD. {Pervy Town Island Party}

Kanazaka · Post by **Kanazaka** » Fri Mar 30, 2007 10:52 pm

Sim7lizard wrote:There was an old farmer who lived on a rock
He sat in the meadow just shaking his
Fist at some boys who were down by the crick
Their feet in the water, their hands on their
Marbles and play things at a half passed four
There came a young lady who looked like a
Pretty, young preacher
She sat on the grass, she pulled up her dress
And she showed them her
Ruffles, and laces and white fluffy duck
She said she was learning a new way to
Bring up her children, so they would not spit
While the boys in the barnyard were shoveling
Refuse, and litter from yesterday's hunt
While the girl in the meadow was rubbing her
Eyes at the fellow, down by the dock
He looked like a man with a sizable
Home in the country, with a big fence out front
If he asked her politely, she'd show him her
Little pet dog, who was subject to fits
And maybe she'd let him grab hold of her
Small, tender hands with a movement so quick
And then she'd bend over and suck on his
Candy, so tasty made of butterscotch
And then he'd spread whip cream all over her
Cookies that she had left out on her shelf
If you think this is dirty
You can go f*ck yourself!

Don't mind if I do

Kanazaka · Post by **Kanazaka** » Fri Mar 30, 2007 11:01 pm

Speaking of pervy, Sim's now Jami's LG15 husband while he's already colbertnationgirl's soulmate. The latter's platonic, then, right

?

I think I need to "marry" a girl on these forums. Then I'd get some action

. Any volunteers?

chershaytoute · Post by **chershaytoute** » Sat Mar 31, 2007 1:15 am

Justin Timberlake's a wuss compared to our Simmy...all he's doing is bringing sexy back... Harrumph!

bunnyonsteroids · Post by **bunnyonsteroids** » Sat Mar 31, 2007 4:35 am

<cough> sim<cough> sexy?!?!

Sim7lizard · Post by **Sim7lizard** » Sat Mar 31, 2007 6:52 am

You say it like you're surprised!

bunnyonsteroids · Post by **bunnyonsteroids** » Sat Mar 31, 2007 7:02 am

i say it like its a lie

Sim7lizard · Post by **Sim7lizard** » Sat Mar 31, 2007 7:09 am

bunnyonsteroids · Post by **bunnyonsteroids** » Sat Mar 31, 2007 7:14 am

ignore me i talk about randomness

Sim7lizard · Post by **Sim7lizard** » Sat Mar 31, 2007 7:28 am

Ooooh randomness is coooool!!!

bunnyonsteroids · Post by **bunnyonsteroids** » Sat Mar 31, 2007 7:32 am

nothing is cool. . . . cool is something each indevidual see's to be cool so just cause you think its cool doesn't meen its cool but then in theory it does cause its cool to you which just means i disproved my own point in the same post ?! oh well

Sim7lizard · Post by **Sim7lizard** » Sat Mar 31, 2007 7:40 am

OK THAT S IT!!!! I'm TURNING EMO!!!!

bunnyonsteroids · Post by **bunnyonsteroids** » Sat Mar 31, 2007 7:53 am

lmao nooo turn to the hippy side

either that or turn goth

not emo

Sim7lizard · Post by **Sim7lizard** » Sat Mar 31, 2007 8:02 am

mmmm hippie or Goth???

Geeee it s a hard one.... I like to dress in black... but I always had something for hippie chicks

bunnyonsteroids · Post by **bunnyonsteroids** » Sat Mar 31, 2007 9:37 am

lol i love dressing in all colours! includingblack

chershaytoute · Post by **chershaytoute** » Sat Mar 31, 2007 10:50 am

Black is not a color. Black is the absence of all color. Harrumph!

Take it from an original hippie (was gonna say old, but that word has been banned in the chershaytoute household!

)