Could Bree be an alien or some other type of creature?

Luv2Skydive · Post by **Luv2Skydive** » Mon Feb 12, 2007 3:21 pm

Kasdeja wrote:Have some pizza!

Wow, that really does look good.....

*REALLY makes a pizza*

chershaytoute · Post by **chershaytoute** » Mon Feb 12, 2007 4:34 pm

And, and, and...there were those shiny thingies....and, and, and....there's a new preeeetty spinny thing...and there's....OOOOOOOO...there's yummy pizza...and, and, and...there's OOHHHHH!! there's ICE cream! <swoon>

Ken I cum'n play at this party, please, you guys, huh?

<grabs a handy zombie leg and starts munching>

Christie91 · Post by **Christie91** » Mon Feb 12, 2007 4:36 pm

LOL This thread is just so irrelevant and absolutley hilarious

milowent · Post by **milowent** » Mon Feb 12, 2007 5:11 pm

Christie91 wrote:LOL This thread is just so irrelevant and absolutley hilarious

Welcome, Christie91. Please help us with our gaylien research. Don't let the pizza and ice cream images distract you. I am fairly sure than when Bree and Daniel emerged through the top of that building after the Human Ransom video, there was a spaceship awaiting them. But what do i know, I've never heard of a flash bang before in my sheltered existence.

JohnBigbootie · Post by **JohnBigbootie** » Mon Feb 12, 2007 6:20 pm

did I miss lunch or something?

chershaytoute...

come on in
take off your skin
and rattle around in your bones

Magesa · Post by **Magesa** » Mon Feb 12, 2007 10:19 pm

I feel like such a dimwit.

What exactly is a Gaylien???

I must have been brainwashed by the pizza and icecream...

mmmm...

PinkoLady · Post by **PinkoLady** » Mon Feb 12, 2007 10:28 pm

I truly believe in Jackie's theory that Bree is short for BREED, and The Order is giving her False Unicorn Root to use her to breed Breenicorns.

ApotheosisAZ · Post by **ApotheosisAZ** » Mon Feb 12, 2007 10:54 pm

Magesa wrote:What exactly is a Gaylien???

Indeed. What is a Gaylien? I don't know. I do know something about a little thing called the "Galien" conspiracy.

I have not completed my research in the field. I must lay out all my findings to date:

The "Galien" conspiracy actually dates back to the days just after WWII, when scientists in a ultra-super secret labratory located in Galien Township, Michigan (info located by gogo) were able to make contact with aliens from another world.

This contact was made using a special transmitter that focuses a particle-beam made up of elementary particles known as neutrinos. Literally, billions upon billions (info located by Carl Sagan) of these neutrinos emitted by our own sun are passing through you as you read this.

Only precious Velostat (info located by the recently-deceased Taig, may he RIP) will interrupt the flow of these neutrinos, and thus block out the alien signals.

Also, these alien signals appear to have no negative lasting side-effects on monkeys, blog journalists, wikipedia editors, or those who make videos pleading with the public to become wikipedia contributors.

On a side note, it was delightful to see Flautapantera make an appearance in this topic, joining gogo in a quest to bring the discussion back into the serious intellectual pursuit it had so recently been. I join them both in attempting to remind you all that personal attacks upon fellow researchers only increase the risk of a temporary-lock of the topic.

As your late arriving, yet seriously devoted fellow researcher, I would be at a loss to prevent such a terrible injustice to the scientific community.

I thank you for allowing me to share my data.

PinkoLady · Post by **PinkoLady** » Mon Feb 12, 2007 11:03 pm

gogo · Post by **gogo** » Tue Feb 13, 2007 12:24 am

Hmmm. I had never heard of the unicorn theory before, but I am rather intrigued...

I am sure many people know about the long-running responses of the alien Zarbod (who is very much in love with Bree). I believe it is no coincidence that an alien continually expresses his love for her...

lordgreystoke422 · Post by **lordgreystoke422** » Tue Feb 13, 2007 12:30 am

gogo wrote:Hmmm. I had never heard of the unicorn theory before, but I am rather intrigued...

I am sure many people know about the long-running responses of the alien Zarbod (who is very much in love with Bree). I believe it is no coincidence that an alien continually expresses his love for her...

gogo, You are unaware of Charlie the Unicorn and the trip to Candy Mountain?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XnJAozfBq7w

gogo · Post by **gogo** » Tue Feb 13, 2007 7:53 am

I...I never knew of such a thing. I'm still rather traumatized from viewing. However, things are now a bit clearer to me...thanks LG422.

Kasdeja · Post by **Kasdeja** » Tue Feb 13, 2007 8:14 am

Does she have a mark on her forehead like the Lady Amalthia from The Last Unicorn?...for those who don't know...the Unicorn was changed inot a human, the Lady Amalthia.

lordgreystoke422 · Post by **lordgreystoke422** » Tue Feb 13, 2007 10:31 am

gogo wrote:I...I never knew of such a thing. I'm still rather traumatized from viewing. However, things are now a bit clearer to me...thanks LG422.

No problem gogo..however..were you aware that the Charlie video was featured in the video log for Tachyon for a time? This could be evidence that there is significance to the unicorn alien connection theory. I believe that the evil Gayliens are stealing unicorn organs. Candy mountain was clearly run by aliens...aliens are always doing various experiments on people...cutting them open..taking something out...leaving something in. Also..we know now that Tachyon is like Bree...so apparently whatever Bree is...so is Tachyon..only a few years older.

PinkoLady · Post by **PinkoLady** » Tue Feb 13, 2007 12:51 pm

Kasdeja wrote:Does she have a mark on her forehead like the Lady Amalthia from The Last Unicorn?...for those who don't know...the Unicorn was changed inot a human, the Lady Amalthia.

I don't know, but I'm thinking the Red Bull is to King Haggard, as Lucy is to OpAphid. OpAphid is keeping all Breenicorns in the world in a chamber, where she watches them eat pizza and candy, and do spin art.

Also, I need some Red Bull.