Lonelygirl15

Granted but you'd have to let Me do it



I whish I could rub Ziola's back!

Granted (yay!!) but my irrationally jealous man comes in and a fight ensues.

I wish boys weren't so dumb all the time

Well you know what I do for living so lets' hope you tell your husband first he have no chance!

Granted but now blondes are also smart!


I wish Ziola wouldn't think I'm dumb!

granted, but my hair has turned blonde and I am constantly confused and you have to explain everything to me, multiple times

I wish my laundy would just get done, with no effort on my part

Granted but the cooking becomes 100 times harder

I wish I had something to do today!

You do but it involves a kilo of butter and a ferret.

I wish I may I wish I might have the wish I wish tonight.

Allright but he's 600 pounds


I wish I had a cleab pair of socks!

Granted but their full of holes

I wish I had some ice cream

Granted but it s so hard you cant get any!

I wish I would sleep!

Granted, but you sleep for a thousand years and when you wake up, the world has changed completely


I wish someone would do my paperwork for me so I didn't have to

Granted but you have to sleep with me for a thousand years!


I wish I ll still have stamina after 1000 years!

Granted, but will I?!?


I wish I would know if I would still have the stamina to keep up with sim

You will! But you'll psend 100 more years in the bed making babies!


I wish we'll be able to take some quick break!

Granted but you only get one five minute break. for the rest of your life




I wish i had a snowday tomorrow

Granted, but it snows so much that it doesn't melt until August


I wish I never had to deal with another snow day