Lonelygirl15

I've been to only one, and it sucked. C-section scars, snail trails on your arms... thoroughly dissatisfying experience. If ever I should enter the state of matrimony, may my best man never make me suffer that.

AutoPilate wrote:I've been to only one, and it sucked. C-section scars, snail trails on your arms... thoroughly dissatisfying experience. If ever I should enter the state of matrimony, may my best man never make me suffer that.

Now that is just vile. Were you polite enough to feign interest?

Well, I did get a cigar out of the deal, so there's that. I just waited in the limo in the parking lot, along with a couple other buddies, drinking champagne and smoking cigars until the groom-to-be was done.

Those girls will sit down and talk to you for what seems like an infinite amount of time if you don't tell them to go away. I don't want their bits and pieces in my face either, it's just fun to go and laugh at stuff...like the guys' faces when they're getting dances..priceless.

AutoPilate wrote:Well, I did get a cigar out of the deal, so there's that. I just waited in the limo in the parking lot, along with a couple other buddies, drinking champagne and smoking cigars until the groom-to-be was done.

Oh yeah. That sounds REAL sexy right there. I will never understand the allure. I mean, sure, it's easy half-nekkid female attention...

spaciegirlreturn wrote:Those girls will sit down and talk to you for what seems like an infinite amount of time if you don't tell them to go away. I don't want their bits and pieces in my face either, it's just fun to go and laugh at stuff...like the guys' faces when they're getting dances..priceless.

Heh, that would be me then, having a 2 hour buzzed convo with some stripper.

My BF used to go to them (before me), and he said they're not half as interesting after the first time.

Mirage wrote:I will never understand the allure.

I never have, either.

I mean, honestly, it seems a little..pathetic, huh? God, how many dudes have I just insulted?

A little?! Yeah, I'll insult us more, damn it.

My first date with my BF was an AC/DC concert & a trip to the local strip club with a bunch of our friends and his mom.

We celebrated our first anniversary the same way.

It's good, old fashioned, red blooded, drunken fun...as long as you don't do something ridiculous like try to date or mary one of them.

How would you know? You sleepwalk into these joints, don't you?

Oh yeah...yeah that's right.

Ziola wrote:

My first date with my BF was an AC/DC concert & a trip to the local strip club with a bunch of our friends and his mom.

We celebrated our first anniversary the same way.

What? Your first date you went with his MOM to a strip club? Was that, oh I dunno, AWKWARD!?

No more awkward then flashing the limo driver to get money off our bill

Ziola wrote:No more awkward then flashing the limo driver to get money off our bill