Could Bree be an alien or some other type of creature?

[Klaatu]

That is so sweet. It reminds me of home. Why don't you girls scamper on off to the kitchen and make us something good to eat. When you're finished with the dishes, toss in a load of laundry and then go paint yourself's up real nice. Maybe we'll take you down to the corner pub and get you a beer or something.

We'll have some serious things to talk about so you girls take the mini van and we'll take the car. You'll probably want to leave early because the kids have that field trip in the morning.

Keep a light on though because the boys might be frisky when they get home ;)

[Kasdeja]

I'm not going anywhere until I know how unicorns and david grohl fit into this.

[Klaatu]

;)

[Sulu]

Wait, did someone mention William Shatner?

I checked out the Gaylien Reseach Center, but it wasn't what I thought it would be. I thought it was a Los Angeles nightclub.

[JohnBigbootie]

LOL Sulu...sorry to dissappoint you. We have been thinking of adding a singles page to the site

[JayHank]

I've noticed a growing number of posters who have never posted before like "JohnBigBootie" and "Sulu" who seem to be trying to distract people from discussing whether or not Daniel and Jonas are aliens.

I think many of these posters are plants, probably from OpAphid, trying to sew confusion and chaos.

[Sulu]

I'm sorry for being a distraction, Jay. Most people are distracted by my good looks. I'll get back on topic.

In my travels, I have never seen an alien that resembles either Jonas or Daniel. I would have immediately had Uhura open the hailing frequencies if I had.

[Klaatu]

JH...I beleive that Milo has already exposed the plant in this forum


Furthermore, I think if you look a little deeper you will find that my credentials, while sometimes in flux, are nevertheless impeccable. I am a tenured researcher at the Gaylien Research Center and I have publshed several works on the socio-economic influence of gay aliens and their assimilation of American pop culture.

[PinkoLady]

I found another clue!!!

[milowent]

i have no idea what that is, pinko, but i am very intrigued. the rainbow over that creature's head could be a gaylien defense shield.

[gogo]

This is a foo fighter! And from what I can tell, this is a prime specimen of the Dave Grohl variety.

[PinkoLady]

I still think of him as Nirvanian-- though he left when their monarch died, and came too live in the realm of Foo Fighting Grohlnicorns.

[gogo]

Some of my fondest memories of early adulthood revolve around Nirvanian principles.

This does lead us back to the Cobain conspiracy.

[milowent]

wow, how can i track down gayliens when i can't even identify dave grohl. and having perused gogo's link, i think we have come back around to the very origin of this thread:

Q: what's your plot theory?

A: I think Bree may be an alien.

Q: what evidence do you have that bree is an alien?

A: Why not aliens?

Q: ZOMG, you're right!

[gogo]

Milo-This is what I have trying to say all along, but I could never find the right words! You have crystallized my thoughts into a clear, almost Shakespearean question-and-answer dialogue.

Except (and this is where I become a bit alarmed):

The final answer you listed is a question (in my opinion, it is fine to answer a question with a question--the ultra-curious, as well as those who are avoiders, swear by this conversational method).

Then we have the final inquiry, which is an unconventional and unrhetorical non-question.

Therefore, we are missing the final answer. It is still out there...

Or is this one of those unanswerable questions?