Could Bree be an alien or some other type of creature?

[JohnBigbootie]

I don't like to double post...but I found something very interesting todayt and thought I'd share it.

I think the Crowley thing is a - well actually a LOT - creepy but you have to go where things lead you

It is Crowleys interaction with the Gaylien that interests us here. Presented below is a curious juxtaposition of photographs
that immediately raises some disturbing questions

Here we see Crowely in a famous
but rather unflattering pose



Here we see a composite image of the original "Man in Black" made famous by the X-Files and the thinly veiled comedy "Men in Black"

The really interesting thing is htat I found the MIB while looking into the Foo fighter thing

[longlostposter]

This is my first and last post on this thread...because I hate this thread.

[JohnBigbootie]

longlostposter I am so sorry you feel that way.

Does this count as hate mail or has a someone finally caught on?

[longlostposter]

longlostposter I am so sorry you feel that way.

Does this count as hate mail or has a Scientologist finally caught on?

I owe you an apology, John. This thread has attracted many people, and it was great insight on your part to start it.

I guess I'm just frumpist, in that I don't want to think of Bree this way.

Carry on.

EDIT: Oops, I owe gogo an apology.

[JohnBigbootie]

no no no my friend. No need to apologize. I'm sorry if it offends your sensibilities.

It is not pleasent to think of our heroes this way.

Perhaps you could join us as counterpoint. It would be novel to have someone make sense in this thread.

[curiousGeorge]

Our quest is indeed lonely at times. Let not the naysayers dissuade us although, for the end game is one of the utmost importance. Indeed the fate of all human beans may be at sake if we do not uncover this twisted web of theirs...

The Orderites appear to be everywhere. Cowboy hats, hirsute goons, non-hirsute goons with shades, hawwwt blondes. All cleverly disguising their true origins and identities. Clearly, there are also moles in our phorum's midst hoping to distract us from our one true mission. Beware of them... And stay on task.

As for Taig, I fear that his silence (as appreciated as it is from this quarter) is indeed telling. Perhaps there IS a small granule of truth to his seemingly maniacal rants .

[longlostposter]

no no no my friend. No need to apologize. I'm sorry if it offends your sensibilities.

It is not pleasent to think of our heroes this way.

Perhaps you could join us as counterpoint. It would be novel to have someone make sense in this thread.

OK, later on tonight I'm going to read all 28 pages of this thread ( ), and then I'll put my two cents in.

BTW, those pictures of Aleistar Crowley really give me the creeps!

[milowent]

This is my first and last post on this thread...because I hate this thread.

but which plot discussion threads do you LOVE, llp? i personally enjoy the Pink Fake Nails thread.

and dont worry, sometimes we don't want to believe the truth. it is impossible to offend most of the goons on this thread.

lord grey opines on the gaylien theory:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CUtIZ4J_7HI

[longlostposter]

Our quest is indeed lonely at times. Let not the naysayers dissuade us although, for the end game is one of the utmost importance. Indeed the fate of all human beans may be at sake if we do not uncover this twisted web of theirs...

The Orderites appear to be everywhere. Cowboy hats, hirsute goons, non-hirsute goons with shades, hawwwt blondes. All cleverly disguising their true origins and identities. Clearly, there are also moles in our phorum's midst hoping to distract us from our one true mission. Beware of them... And stay on task.

As for Taig, I fear that his silence (as appreciated as it is from this quarter) is indeed telling. Perhaps there IS a small granule of truth to his seemingly maniacal rants .

This is just friggin' hilarious. Some of the people on these "phorums" should think about quitting their 9-5s and do some script writing or something of that nature.

[longlostposter]

I'm on page eight of this thread, and now I'm going to take a nap. When I do, I hope to get insight via a dream into this fascinating continual regurgitation of Gaylien/cockroach/Cassaquatic/whale song conspiracy theories. In my absence, I only hope that Bree's gills do not totally disappear, as I plan to view all 139 videos in this series (after finishing reading the rest of this preposterous thread), for any gillish abberations.

And now I go to slumber. Continue on waxing eloquent in my absence, although I fear I may never catch up if you do.

I apologize if the conversation/conspiracy theory mash-up progressed since page eight, and what I have posted is now irrelevant to the current alien conspiracy topic ad nauseam.

And now adieu. I will return with Gaylien prophecies fostered in my REM dream state, and perhaps be able to shed some light on the sinister or not motives of these Gayliens.

Oh, and I prefer Daniel's pine nuts to those of Jonas the asexual. I don't know why, but I felt it was necessary to assert my heterosexuality, and preference of Daniel, before submitting this post.

[milowent]

Continue on waxing eloquent in my absence, although I fear I may never catch up if you do.

we may need a gaylienpedia section of the lgpedia soon. i've yet to figure out how to work a watcher-coffee-table-symbol with only two legs instead of three (or watcher eye, whatever you think it is) into the gaylien theory, but i'm trying hard.

[Klaatu]

The Equinox is quickly approaching and as I have mentioned I will be departing upon its arrival. I have been extremely busy preparing for the journey ahead.

It is not my intention to make this a long good-bye (between now and then). I thought I wouldn't have anything more to say than a final good bye. However, recent events compel me to comment on a few things.

Taig, in his inimitable way was right. He could never prove his theory but the circumstantial evidence is overwhelming. He saw that long ago and now I fear his absence is directly attributable to his search for absolute proof.

Please note that since his departure the boys have felt much more free to drop their little hints to others "in the know". I believe the frequency of these "nods" to the gaylien community represent some sort of signal or communication. While Taig was watching closely they slowed down but now they have definitely speeded up. Almost every video since Daniels "return" has had almost overt references to deviant behavior among the three of them but most especially between Jonus and Daniel

Drinking Problems : Daniel wonders aloud why he left the Bowling Alley with a Cowboy in his "Chester the Molester Van"

Valentines Day - Well let's just say "best Wishes"

Watch This: Watch What? Sure he marched out to confront the "Man in Black" but as soon as physical contact was made Joan ran from the scene like a little girl. Not so much a secret message in this one but a clear exhibition of Jonus' shall we say "gentle" side.

I was never able to view Yellow Snow for some reason. Other than missing some important clue I don' think it matters. The list of "nods" continues.

In Snow Angels Bree takes a morning stroll with Jonus. If there had ever been any feelings between the two they surely would have sparked then. (especially with the pretty music in the background ). Upon their return Daniel throws quite a "hissy fit" doesn't he?

Jonus Sucks - !!!!! Yikes! Ok. How do we add to that message??? This is a good example of how bold they have become

Men are from Mars - Even Lord Greystoke saw this as evidence of Gaylien behavior. My own principles forbid me to provide a link to this video but Milo has done so above. Bree tries unsuccessfully to bring the boys back together after they have had quite a collision. Jealousy is so ugly.

Code Breaking Tell me that a "Bro-Down" has nothing to do with Cowboy hats, chaps and spurs. Maybe Daniel does know why he left with that Cowboy in his "Chester the Molester van" I think the code they are reffering to has nothing to do with the CD and is an allusion to the constant "nods"

How Dumb am I?- dear god the trio has begun to experiment with B and D one can only hope they stay safe, sane and consensual.

Finally,

Bree is Crazy gives us tender insight to Daniels concern for Jonus noting that they have been together 24/7. Daniel is clearly concerned about his love puppet

Yes...the evidence is all there. See it. Beleive it. If it walks like a duck, talks like a duck, it probabbly is a duck.

Gaylien messages are clear but still, what is the end game?

Taig, wherever you are, and I know you are out there. I sense you will come back to us something like Gandalf the Grey becoming Gandalf the White. I may not be here when you do but I will be monitoring events as closely as possible form my remote location.

Incidentally, Gort is rather offended by some disparaging remarks he has heard coming from the GRC. I too am taken aback by Bigbooties references. Gort and I are well-traveled and quite popular.

[JayHank]

Continue on waxing eloquent in my absence, although I fear I may never catch up if you do.

we may need a gaylienpedia section of the lgpedia soon. i've yet to figure out how to work a watcher-coffee-table-symbol with only two legs instead of three (or watcher eye, whatever you think it is) into the gaylien theory, but i'm trying hard.

This is an excellent idea, Milo. I feel, however, that we are barely scraping the proverbial iceberg when it comes to gayliens. I fear that attempting to chronicle the twists and turns of gayliens could be such a massive project that it would overload the servers -- even more so than a flash chat that only several dozen use.

Perhaps we should flesh out the Gaylien theory at Wikipedia? They have incredible server capacity.

[longlostposter]

Jonus Sucks - !!!!! Yikes! Ok. How do we add to that message??? This is a good example of how bold they have become.

LMAO

[longlostposter]

Alas, in my dream state I saw, and yes it is true.

I saw Daniel and Jonas in a mad embrace, tentacles flailing, a gel-like substance oozing out of their one oriface, remote control set firmly on Earth.

Oh, horrors! Oh, dreadful vision (not to mention disgusting)! All the Earth should quake, for their one and only mission is to destroy us all (except, of course, Elton John).