Rogues Gallery! (what do you look like?)

quikstrike98 · Post by **quikstrike98** » Tue Oct 10, 2006 6:50 pm

My last post was ambiguously worded I guess--that was our job as the opposing force, to die in a loud and professional military manner.

This is a PG-13 rated forum. Any references to penetration are solely intended in a PG-13 manner, and should in no way be construed as having any other meaning.

Mirage · Post by **Mirage** » Tue Oct 10, 2006 7:04 pm

quikstrike98 wrote:My last post was ambiguously worded I guess--that was our job as the opposing force, to die in a loud and professional military manner.

So how does one "die in a loud yada yada yada?" do you talk about walking towards the white light? That's probably frowned upon, huh?

So basically it's like, "Oh no. I. Am. Dying. Fast. I require medical attention or I will soon be deceased." ?

This is a PG-13 rated forum. Any references to penetration are solely intended in a PG-13 manner, and should in no way be construed as having any other meaning.

Tsk. Tsk. I should put up a disclaimer. While this might be a PG-13 forum, I am a rated R girl. So all refrences to penetration will be assumed to mean one thing, and one thing only.

No I'm not going to say what that one thing is! I said "R", not "MA" or "XXX"!!

quikstrike98 · Post by **quikstrike98** » Tue Oct 10, 2006 7:07 pm

Usually it's pretty anticlimactic. "You're dead". Oh well, time to have a smoke and eat my beef stew MRE. Death is really a chance to get something to eat and then PM your ride. Kind of a bore, really.

I'm actually an "X" rated guy, which is why I decided a long time ago I'd make a really lousy practicing Catholic. But all such things should be kept behind closed doors, where they don't scare the horses.

Mirage · Post by **Mirage** » Tue Oct 10, 2006 7:14 pm

quikstrike98 wrote: Death is really a chance to get something to eat

That is a freakin' hillarious quote right there!

I'm actually an "X" rated guy, which is why I decided a long time ago I'd make a really lousy practicing Catholic. But all such things should be kept behind closed doors, where they don't scare the horses.

But it makes you good at practicing something ELSE!

*rim shot*

(oh gee, I wonder how THAT will be taken.

)

quikstrike98 · Post by **quikstrike98** » Tue Oct 10, 2006 7:17 pm

Practice makes perfect...

Not that I get much practice since the divorce. But then, I didn't get much practice in the marriage....which is one of several reasons for the divorce.

quikstrike98 · Post by **quikstrike98** » Tue Oct 10, 2006 7:39 pm

Oh Mirage, I'm sure you'd be amused at the name of the exercise that pic was taken on: "Tandem Thrust". No joke. We called it "Random Thrust". It's a yearly event; the Aussies slang for it is "Two Dogs". And I'm not going to post the reason for that term on a PG-13 forum.

Flautapantera · Post by **Flautapantera** » Tue Oct 10, 2006 8:17 pm

quikstrike98 wrote:Oh Mirage, I'm sure you'd be amused at the name of the exercise that pic was taken on: "Tandem Thrust". No joke. We called it "Random Thrust". It's a yearly event; the Aussies slang for it is "Two Dogs". And I'm not going to post the reason for that term on a PG-13 forum.

You and Mirage have some pretty excellent dialogue.

Mirage · Post by **Mirage** » Tue Oct 10, 2006 9:20 pm

quikstrike98 wrote:Practice makes perfect...

Not that I get much practice since the divorce. But then, I didn't get much practice in the marriage....which is one of several reasons for the divorce.

Bwah!

But atleast now the avenue for getting practice in is wider. Right?

quikstrike98 wrote:Oh Mirage, I'm sure you'd be amused at the name of the exercise that pic was taken on: "Tandem Thrust". No joke. We called it "Random Thrust". It's a yearly event; the Aussies slang for it is "Two Dogs". And I'm not going to post the reason for that term on a PG-13 forum.

I dont know if I should giggle or blush! Actually, another option came to mind, but like you said, PG-13.

Although I feel sorry for anyone who only gets to do a "Random Thrust" yearly......

Flautapantera wrote:
quikstrike98 wrote:Oh Mirage, I'm sure you'd be amused at the name of the exercise that pic was taken on: "Tandem Thrust". No joke. We called it "Random Thrust". It's a yearly event; the Aussies slang for it is "Two Dogs". And I'm not going to post the reason for that term on a PG-13 forum.

You and Mirage have some pretty excellent dialogue.

Hee! Anything to please. Feel free to jump right in!

Er....that is....

tannhaus · Post by **tannhaus** » Tue Oct 10, 2006 10:49 pm

Flautapantera wrote:You and Mirage have some pretty excellent dialogue.

Everybody is sexxing up the Mirage

It just proves people have good taste

alexisme · Post by **alexisme** » Tue Oct 10, 2006 11:42 pm

this is an ollld picture.

rachelalexis · Post by **rachelalexis** » Tue Oct 10, 2006 11:44 pm

alexisme wrote:this is an ollld picture.

You can tell. Looks like a total jailbait picture.

alexisme · Post by **alexisme** » Tue Oct 10, 2006 11:52 pm

rachelalexis wrote:
alexisme wrote:this is an ollld picture.
You can tell. Looks like a total jailbait picture.

haha...actually i think i was 19...which is a few years ago.

rachelalexis · Post by **rachelalexis** » Wed Oct 11, 2006 12:04 am

alexisme wrote:
rachelalexis wrote:
alexisme wrote:this is an ollld picture.
You can tell. Looks like a total jailbait picture.
haha...actually i think i was 19...which is a few years ago.

Maybe I'm just thinking that cuz in that pic you look like my ex-boyfriend. Ever since we broke up he looks 12 to me (colored by my realization of his immaturity no doubt.)

But anyways...

coconeedles · Post by **coconeedles** » Wed Oct 11, 2006 12:15 am

Because I'm bored...

ohhhmyyygoddd · Post by **ohhhmyyygoddd** » Wed Oct 11, 2006 4:47 am

*shifty eyes*