Lonelygirl15

My last post was ambiguously worded I guess--that was our job as the opposing force, to die in a loud and professional military manner.

This is a PG-13 rated forum. Any references to penetration are solely intended in a PG-13 manner, and should in no way be construed as having any other meaning.

quikstrike98 wrote:My last post was ambiguously worded I guess--that was our job as the opposing force, to die in a loud and professional military manner.

So how does one "die in a loud yada yada yada?" do you talk about walking towards the white light? That's probably frowned upon, huh? So basically it's like, "Oh no. I. Am. Dying. Fast. I require medical attention or I will soon be deceased." ?

This is a PG-13 rated forum. Any references to penetration are solely intended in a PG-13 manner, and should in no way be construed as having any other meaning.

Tsk. Tsk. I should put up a disclaimer. While this might be a PG-13 forum, I am a rated R girl. So all refrences to penetration will be assumed to mean one thing, and one thing only.

No I'm not going to say what that one thing is! I said "R", not "MA" or "XXX"!!

Usually it's pretty anticlimactic. "You're dead". Oh well, time to have a smoke and eat my beef stew MRE. Death is really a chance to get something to eat and then PM your ride. Kind of a bore, really.

I'm actually an "X" rated guy, which is why I decided a long time ago I'd make a really lousy practicing Catholic. But all such things should be kept behind closed doors, where they don't scare the horses.

quikstrike98 wrote: Death is really a chance to get something to eat

That is a freakin' hillarious quote right there!

I'm actually an "X" rated guy, which is why I decided a long time ago I'd make a really lousy practicing Catholic. But all such things should be kept behind closed doors, where they don't scare the horses.

But it makes you good at practicing something ELSE!

*rim shot*

(oh gee, I wonder how THAT will be taken. )

Practice makes perfect...

Not that I get much practice since the divorce. But then, I didn't get much practice in the marriage....which is one of several reasons for the divorce.

Oh Mirage, I'm sure you'd be amused at the name of the exercise that pic was taken on: "Tandem Thrust". No joke. We called it "Random Thrust". It's a yearly event; the Aussies slang for it is "Two Dogs". And I'm not going to post the reason for that term on a PG-13 forum.

quikstrike98 wrote:Oh Mirage, I'm sure you'd be amused at the name of the exercise that pic was taken on: "Tandem Thrust". No joke. We called it "Random Thrust". It's a yearly event; the Aussies slang for it is "Two Dogs". And I'm not going to post the reason for that term on a PG-13 forum.

You and Mirage have some pretty excellent dialogue.

quikstrike98 wrote:Practice makes perfect...

Not that I get much practice since the divorce. But then, I didn't get much practice in the marriage....which is one of several reasons for the divorce.

Bwah! But atleast now the avenue for getting practice in is wider. Right?

quikstrike98 wrote:Oh Mirage, I'm sure you'd be amused at the name of the exercise that pic was taken on: "Tandem Thrust". No joke. We called it "Random Thrust". It's a yearly event; the Aussies slang for it is "Two Dogs". And I'm not going to post the reason for that term on a PG-13 forum.

I dont know if I should giggle or blush! Actually, another option came to mind, but like you said, PG-13.

Although I feel sorry for anyone who only gets to do a "Random Thrust" yearly......

Flautapantera wrote:

quikstrike98 wrote:Oh Mirage, I'm sure you'd be amused at the name of the exercise that pic was taken on: "Tandem Thrust". No joke. We called it "Random Thrust". It's a yearly event; the Aussies slang for it is "Two Dogs". And I'm not going to post the reason for that term on a PG-13 forum.

You and Mirage have some pretty excellent dialogue.

Hee! Anything to please. Feel free to jump right in!

Er....that is....

Flautapantera wrote:You and Mirage have some pretty excellent dialogue.

Everybody is sexxing up the Mirage

It just proves people have good taste

this is an ollld picture.

alexisme wrote:this is an ollld picture.

You can tell. Looks like a total jailbait picture.

rachelalexis wrote:

alexisme wrote:this is an ollld picture.

You can tell. Looks like a total jailbait picture.

haha...actually i think i was 19...which is a few years ago.

alexisme wrote:

rachelalexis wrote:

alexisme wrote:this is an ollld picture.

You can tell. Looks like a total jailbait picture.

haha...actually i think i was 19...which is a few years ago.

Maybe I'm just thinking that cuz in that pic you look like my ex-boyfriend. Ever since we broke up he looks 12 to me (colored by my realization of his immaturity no doubt.)

But anyways...

Because I'm bored...

*shifty eyes*