Could Bree be an alien or some other type of creature?

JohnBigbootie · Post by **JohnBigbootie** » Sat Mar 03, 2007 1:27 pm

How very encouraging to hear from new faces. It was nnice to hear from you to ApZ although you have become conspicuosly absent since you became a moderator. I suppose that position requires a great degree of neutrality and objectivity. There is no question that Gaylien research can conjure strong bias at times.

On the same subject, it has often baffled me how the this thread could have over 17000 views and yet only a little over 400 unique posts. I fear that the very creatures we are discussing are actually observing us and tracking our progress through regular visits to this thread.

Disconcerting to be sure.

I had promised more news of Taig. Word has reached me that he may be in grave condition or worse. There are rumors that he died under suspicious circumstances during a recent fact finding mission to a suspected gaylien lair in Clearwater Florida. Close contacts have informed me that he was seen strapped to a gurney on the loading dock of a prominent hotel and it was being loaded into a private ambulance in the wee hours of the morning. Reports go on to say that his body was seripticiously taken back to the islands only after protracted negotiations with some rather sinister forces.

chershaytoute · Post by **chershaytoute** » Sat Mar 03, 2007 3:31 pm

curiousGeorge wrote:I fear that we may be entering a new chapter in our research soon, but I can't help but point out the latest developments involving Joan. I think they may provide yet more scintillating data.

So Joan was able to break out of his "Stuck In The Middle With You" style binding without much trouble and escape! What strength this young boxer must have, truly telling... He was also able to navigate the snowy mountain terrain, without aid of SUV or other conveyance, and sees to be totally at ease in these harsh conditions. He also seems to be able to hide himself with ease. Hmmmm.

I spent the last five hours reviewing all vid offerings from Joan and have also stumbled on a rather startling "clue" that we all seem to have missed. Although DB, at times, will appear to have facial hair of some sort he does not seem to have the consistently scruffy look that Joan does most of the time. Joan consistently seems to have "issues" with both his hair and a pronounced aversion to shaving... Although still a young "man" his back has been hidden from view, but I suspect it is probably much hairier than we would care to see.

Sooooooo. Let's review: Mad fighting skillz, super-human strength, bad personal grooming, excessive hirsuitedness, and mad mountain survival skillz. Hmmmmm.

I can say now with all confidence that Joan is most probably related to some sort of Alien derived Yeti .

Now, I realize that this is indeed a shocking turn of events but pretty much explains a whole lot of dangling plot issues. (Well, not the "Absinthe Anachronism" but that is coming soon I am sure...) I am also now firmly convinced that Cassie was an emissary of the Yeti-Ites sent to live in civilization and keep an "eye" on the Breester... Indeed shocking.

Perhaps the Epogen injections were being giving to Bree to prevent her imminent Yetiization at maturity. No doubt the non-hirsute Orderite goons seen in the elevator need these injections on a regular basis themselves...

I am pleased to offer this latest theory and eagerly await any and all comments. I am especially pleased that all phans are enjoying this critical line of research. It is indeed a most worthy endeavor.

ETA:
I just got a PM from one of the more lascivious phemale phorumites who was overjoying at the connection between Jonas having/being Big Feet and, uhm, "other" physical characteristics he probably has. Sigh. These phans seem to have a rather disturbing attraction to such a dangerous creature and this is clearly an unhealthy infatuation. I urge them to seek immediate professional assistance.

I may be able to offer something in support of this, CG...

I have recently come across a news story regarding new Bigfoot sightings in Northern California. Not knowing quite where the cabin is, I simply pass along the link for the consideration of all:

http://cbs13.com/seenon/local_story_057234544.html

ApotheosisAZ · Post by **ApotheosisAZ** » Sat Mar 03, 2007 8:08 pm

JohnBigbootie wrote:I had promised more news of Taig. Word has reached me that he may be in grave condition or worse. There are rumors that he died under suspicious circumstances during a recent fact finding mission to a suspected gaylien lair in Clearwater Florida.

That is an amazing coincidence, given that I happen to reside just a scant few miles from the very spot you mention, John.

Surely, no one would ever dream that this is connected to my application to the US Patent Office regarding Velostatic Attire, would they?

IandIBrother · Post by **IandIBrother** » Sat Mar 03, 2007 10:51 pm

Mr. ApotheosisAZ. Since you are a moderator should I ask you if I can join this thread?

I have been lurking here for a long time. I did not know just anyone could add a post to this thread.

Usually it is very hard for me to keep up with something like this because it is very long and complicated but I will add things if if that is ok.

I live in the "islands" so I will look out for signs of Taig (lol)

ApotheosisAZ · Post by **ApotheosisAZ** » Sat Mar 03, 2007 11:15 pm

I have previously stated that I am merely a relative newcomer to the research being conducted here.

It is not for me to state who should join us. Having said that, curiousGeorge, milowent, JayHank, and more appropriately, gogo, would be the ones who would determine if you are qualified, IandIBrother.

I would also be negligent in my duty were I to forget to mention the fine work being done at the Gaylien Research Center. It is through that hallowed hall of learning that the studious must pass in order to achieve enlightenment, and Professor Emeritus JohnBigBootie can help you in that regard.

If gogo were about, she might remind you to keep your posts here on-topic regarding the many facets that she has dedicatedly outlined regarding our research.

Nonetheless, I certainly extend a hearty welcome to all who seek the truth.

gogo · Post by **gogo** » Mon Mar 05, 2007 1:19 pm

Hello and welcome, IandIBrother. This thread is free to all who are serious about exploring and researching these topics with vigor and gusto. Although I am not the boss of this thread, nor even the person who really began this thread (although it is credited to me...), we do prefer that comments stay on topic.

But, here I am hypocritically not on topic at all:

Actually, I haven't any new information to share. I have been a bit busy lately, so I just wanted to wish my fellow-researchers the best and to say that I miss them. I will be checking in soon with some new fine information. Take care...

IandIBrother · Post by **IandIBrother** » Mon Mar 05, 2007 6:40 pm

you are all so nice. thank you for your welcomes.

milowent · Post by **milowent** » Mon Mar 05, 2007 9:56 pm

welcome, IandI brother. you may have arrived at a critical time for this thread. to be honest, the last few days i have found myself questioning my heretofore absolute faith in the gaylien theory. it pains me even to even type this, but there it is.

IandIBrother · Post by **IandIBrother** » Tue Mar 06, 2007 7:53 am

I do not understand milowent. How xould you loose faith in the story?

JayHank · Post by **JayHank** » Tue Mar 06, 2007 12:34 pm

IandIBrother wrote:I do not understand milowent. How xould you loose faith in the story?

Am I alone in my suspicion that Milowent may have been a gaylien plant from the very beginning? I mean, who names their child Milowent? Other than gayliens, of course...

JohnBigbootie · Post by **JohnBigbootie** » Tue Mar 06, 2007 4:38 pm

JayHank...there are probably a number of people who would agree with you but I think...

Wiat a minute..gaylien?...plant?...Gaylien Plant!!! oh my god! Milo is a Gaylien Plant!

That might explain his "loosing faith". Could we be getting too close?

chershaytoute · Post by **chershaytoute** » Tue Mar 06, 2007 4:50 pm

Maybe he just needs watering...?

JohnBigbootie · Post by **JohnBigbootie** » Tue Mar 06, 2007 6:00 pm

IandIBrother, accueil chaleureux collègue. Your help will be sorely needed before all is done.

longlostposter · Post by **longlostposter** » Wed Mar 07, 2007 2:48 am

Milowent gay(lien).

milowent · Post by **milowent** » Wed Mar 07, 2007 8:44 am

JayHank wrote:Am I alone in my suspicion that Milowent may have been a gaylien plant from the very beginning? I mean, who names their child Milowent? Other than gayliens, of course...

JohnBigbootie wrote:Wiat a minute..gaylien?...plant?...Gaylien Plant!!! oh my god! Milo is a Gaylien Plant!

chershaytoute wrote:Maybe he just needs watering...?

longlostposter wrote:Milowent gay(lien).

alright, folks. laugh all you want. they laughed at christopher columbus too; well, not really, but that's how the story goes.

but i'm onto something. i know it. i am coming to a realization that my whole worldview was wrong. bree, daniel, and jonas, are NOT gayliens.

i think they are real people. more later, as i figure this out.