Lonelygirl15

Granted ,but he poops all over your house and chews all your shoes


I wish I could sing

Grant but its WAY off-key and in tongues

i wish i could see the ocean

Granted but then the tsunami sirens go off!

I wish I had some chocolate.

Granted but it's covered with sawdust




I wish I would know what to do all the time

Granted, you know what you need to do, but you are unable to do it....so you spend your whole life suffering and regretting the things you 'should have done'.

I wish I had more money!

Granted but everybody hates you


I wish I would still be asleep

Granted but you're having a nightmare

I wish I knew what to wish for...

Granted but it doesn't get granted

(?)

I wish I was watching Heroes right now.

Granted but your tv isn't working

I wish I had a monkey

Granted , but it's a crazy gorilla that attacks you!!!


I wish my heater was working

It works but you get so hot you melt




I wish I could not have to get up!

Granted. You don't have to get up, so you stay in bed. You fall asleep into a deep coma, and you don't get up for several years. By the time you wake up, your parents have died and your friends have all forgotten you.


I wish my headache would go away.

granted but you don't have an excuse for your bf anymore!




I wish I wouldn't go in a coma

Granted, instead you turn into a toad.


I wish I had money to buy lunch today instead of nuking one.

Granted but the wind blows your money away


I wish you were closer so I could take you to lunch!