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Posted: Mon Jun 18, 2007 11:15 am
by Mirage
wintermute wrote:Mirage wrote:I recognize all belief systems in my religion. As long as you're willing to worship me (and your fellow believers) in whatever evil way possible, you're in.
Oh yes. Repeatedly
'mute
Don't worry. If you tire yourself out, that's where that cold shower comes in. Rinse, repeat.
Posted: Mon Jun 18, 2007 11:15 am
by Mirage
cup o' noodles wrote:Mirage wrote:Jamidru wrote:Apparently I've been a life long member and never even realized!
Free the perv inside you, my child.
Free your eternal perv! *thinks about making Hymn of One-esque vid*
Ahh that would be awesome!!!
Holy shit, I just saw your location/sig. BWAH!!!
Posted: Mon Jun 18, 2007 11:15 am
by Cloud_ax
Posted: Mon Jun 18, 2007 11:16 am
by Jamidru
If there is a punishment system, I may have to occasionally break the commandments intentionally!
Posted: Mon Jun 18, 2007 11:16 am
by Mirage
*sing song voice*
Be one with the perv, and it will never leave you. For ye, thou shalt always have thy perviness inside of thee. Go forth and multiply, brother Cloud!
Posted: Mon Jun 18, 2007 11:17 am
by Mirage
Jamidru wrote:If there is a punishment system, I may have to occasionally break the commandments intentionally!
Naughty, naughty. That's okay. We like naughtiness in the church. We understand it. Be at peace, my Sister.
Posted: Mon Jun 18, 2007 11:17 am
by cup o' noodles
Jamidru wrote:If there is a punishment system, I may have to occasionally break the commandments intentionally!
I already have. PUNISH ME, OH GREAT MIRAGE!
Posted: Mon Jun 18, 2007 11:18 am
by Cloud_ax
Mirage wrote:
*sing song voice*
Be one with the perv, and it will never leave you. For ye, thou shalt always have thy perviness inside of thee. Go forth and multiply, brother Cloud!
Mirage just blessed me with the perv. this is the happiest day of my life
Posted: Mon Jun 18, 2007 11:18 am
by wintermute
Jamidru wrote:If there is a punishment system, I may have to occasionally break the commandments intentionally!
But there are only two so far, and I wouldn't wanna break either... But can I get the punishment anyhow?
'mute
Posted: Mon Jun 18, 2007 11:19 am
by Cloud_ax
cup o' noodles wrote:Jamidru wrote:If there is a punishment system, I may have to occasionally break the commandments intentionally!
I already have. PUNISH ME, OH GREAT MIRAGE!
ME TOO, ME TOO
Posted: Mon Jun 18, 2007 11:19 am
by Mirage
cup o' noodles wrote:Jamidru wrote:If there is a punishment system, I may have to occasionally break the commandments intentionally!
I already have. PUNISH ME, OH GREAT MIRAGE!
*lays her hands on you*
THOU HAST TRESSPASSED, SISTER. ART THOU READY TO BE PUNISHED, IN MAD HARDCORE (yet sexy) STYLE!?
Posted: Mon Jun 18, 2007 11:19 am
by cup o' noodles
I think we need at name. The followers, that is. Hmmm....
Posted: Mon Jun 18, 2007 11:20 am
by Mirage
Jesus, y'all are just aching to be punished, huh?
Posted: Mon Jun 18, 2007 11:20 am
by cup o' noodles
Mirage wrote:cup o' noodles wrote:Jamidru wrote:If there is a punishment system, I may have to occasionally break the commandments intentionally!
I already have. PUNISH ME, OH GREAT MIRAGE!
*lays her hands on you*
THOU HAST TRESSPASSED, SISTER. ART THOU READY TO BE PUNISHED, IN MAD HARDCORE (yet sexy) STYLE!?
YES! Oh dear you (god), yes!
Posted: Mon Jun 18, 2007 11:20 am
by Jamidru
Mirage wrote:
*lays her hands on you*
THOU HAST TRESSPASSED, SISTER. ART THOU READY TO BE PUNISHED, IN MAD HARDCORE (yet sexy) STYLE!?
Wooooooooooooooooah baby!
excellent!