aguy wrote:Phew! <wiping sweat from forehead>HenrySugar wrote:Err...no...err...It was a typo, yeah, that's it.
Of course I do! I just wish these other people would stop believing all the media deception. I mean, some girl who looks a little (not even very much, IMO) like Bree goes on Jay Leno, and all of a sudden we're supposed to believe that she's Bree, when Bree is clearly in her room making videos? I mean, c'mon! Next they're going to tell us that there's no tooth fairy or Santa Claus. I mean, how gullible do they think we are, anyway??HenrySugar wrote:Seriously...you believe me...right?
Glad you're still on board, Henry! I was scared there for a moment!
Seriously, like Bree would ever have anything to do with Tucker Carlson. Tschaw! It is to laugh. I'll bet that "Jessica Rose" person is just some opportunistic Tucker Carlson groupie who follows him around. She'll probably will do or say anything just to dance with him. I mean, obviously that's the only reason she would have been hanging out at Tom Green's house; Tucker Carlson is famous for crashing Tom Green parties and drinking all of Tom Green's booze and making out with Tom's wimmin.
Jessica, honey, I have news for you. I have it on very good authority that Tom and Tucker are doing sex magic together, and that any day now, Tucker is gonna steal Tom's money and his girlfriend and his yacht and start a religion loosely based on interdimensional bodyhopping time travellers with ancient phone booths. Ann Coulter told me -- she violated her NDA because she is jealous that she hasn't been invited to be on Lapdancing With The Stars, so Mike Drudge froze her out of the cool clique. Actually, she told me last Thursday -- GAH, I mean last May! -- at an undisclosed location -- oh, screw it, it was at Pink's. We sat at the fourth booth from the corner outside and she had the Michael Landon's Long Kosher All-Beef Weiner and got Fanta Sour Grapes soda on her blazer, and half the time she bitched that she kept trying to offer her photo to the proprietors for their wall, and they kept turning her down. But, you know, my journalistic integrity prevented me from saying until now.
), Ann Coulter lap dancing, or Michael Landon's weiner.
