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Posted: Fri Feb 16, 2007 6:08 am
by stuart2004
granted but it turns out that he is actually gay

I wish that he doesnt get aids from the crackwhore of the boyfriend that he just met

Posted: Fri Feb 16, 2007 6:11 am
by angie78gg
Granted, instead it was all a dream,,,,except for having the baby...well and having to live with you LOLOLOL



I wish i could be invisible

Posted: Fri Feb 16, 2007 6:29 am
by stuart2004
granted but your invisiblity is cause by you forcing out a cloud of super gas to cover for you


I wish I could be invisible

Posted: Fri Feb 16, 2007 6:32 am
by angie78gg
Granted, but my super nasty gas, smoothers you



I wish I could find you to do CPR

Posted: Fri Feb 16, 2007 6:34 am
by stuart2004
granted but I am already dead(hey wait that is super bad for me)

I wish I didnt die

Posted: Fri Feb 16, 2007 6:37 am
by angie78gg
Granted, you have to smell my stinky gas until you die again



I wish I had a pickle

Posted: Fri Feb 16, 2007 7:41 am
by stuart2004
granted but it is sealed in a jar you can never open


I wish I never had to work again

Posted: Fri Feb 16, 2007 8:10 am
by VeiwerZane
granted but you never get another penny for rest of your days.

I whish my pc was faster and worked for a change

Posted: Fri Feb 16, 2007 8:17 am
by nobackspacebutton
Granted. But your fingers fall off and you have to type with a pencil wrapped to your nose for the rest of your life.


I wish I could fly.

Posted: Fri Feb 16, 2007 8:35 am
by Evan
granted, but you crash into a building

I wish i was rich

Posted: Fri Feb 16, 2007 8:57 am
by nobackspacebutton
Granted, but you stole all the money, so the mob comes after you and murders anyone you love or ever cared about.

I wish I could save the world.

Posted: Fri Feb 16, 2007 1:58 pm
by Evan
nobackspacebutton wrote:Granted, but you stole all the money, so the mob comes after you and murders anyone you love or ever cared about.

I wish I could save the world.
funny...i don't love or care about anyone...except spaciebut she can't die

Posted: Fri Feb 16, 2007 4:01 pm
by PinkoLady
nobackspacebutton wrote:Granted, but you stole all the money, so the mob comes after you and murders anyone you love or ever cared about.

I wish I could save the world.
granted, but everything, literally everything, turns hot pink and bright red.


I wish I hadn't lost my gloves!

Posted: Fri Feb 16, 2007 4:02 pm
by 7Harry7Potter7
Granted, but you can't save the people

I wish I had some fries

Posted: Fri Feb 16, 2007 4:39 pm
by thejyav
7Harry7Potter7 wrote:Granted, but you can't save the people

I wish I had some fries
granted but they are cold and soggy