Lonelygirl15

*quietly sneaks in and leaves a couple of vodka bottles and stress dolls, you know, just in case anyone happens to need them*

*Grabs a bottle of vodka to help write my paper*

*tiptoes in after Mirage, takes all the vodka and leaves chamomile tea*

Mirage wrote:*quietly sneaks in and leaves a couple of vodka bottles and stress dolls, you know, just in case anyone happens to need them*

Me-rahj!

OH...stress dolls...I thought you really were catering to the needs of the Forum lately.

lonelyelendi wrote:*Grabs a bottle of vodka to help write my paper*

Good luck with that. After you drink that bottle you'll be asleep, not writing.

Ziola wrote:*tiptoes in after Mirage, takes all the vodka and leaves chamomile tea*

Vodka stealer!!

Flautapantera wrote:

Mirage wrote:*quietly sneaks in and leaves a couple of vodka bottles and stress dolls, you know, just in case anyone happens to need them*

Me-rahj!

OH...stress dolls...I thought you really were catering to the needs of the Forum lately.

The whole forum!? What do you take me for? Here I thought I was catering to just YOUR needs.....

Hey!! I left some tea for everyone

Mirage wrote:

lonelyelendi wrote:*Grabs a bottle of vodka to help write my paper*

Good luck with that. After you drink that bottle you'll be asleep, not writing.

*Stumbles around* I am not as think as you *hiccup* drunk I am...hehehehe...I mean...You are not as drunk as I am...I mean...*hiccup* I think I'm going down lie...lie down.

*Falls flat on face*

*Lifts head slightly*

I finished my *hiccup* paper.

*Passes out*

*drags Kenny by the foot to the bathroom*

I am soooo not cleaning up any messes he might make in this condition!

Ziola wrote:Hey!! I left some tea for everyone

Do I even want to know what you did with all that vodka?

lonelyelendi wrote:

Mirage wrote:

lonelyelendi wrote:*Grabs a bottle of vodka to help write my paper*

Good luck with that. After you drink that bottle you'll be asleep, not writing.

*Stumbles around* I am not as think as you *hiccup* drunk I am...hehehehe...I mean...You are not as drunk as I am...I mean...*hiccup* I think I'm going down lie...lie down.

*Falls flat on face*

*Lifts head slightly*

I finished my *hiccup* paper.

*Passes out*

*snicker* No, you THREW UP on your paper. Slight difference.

*Hiccup*

Thank so much you.

Just hair tie my head back...cause I have long hair...and...*hiccup* hang my head over the toilet...

Thanks mom...

*Passes out again*

lonelyelendi wrote:*Hiccup*

Thank so much you.

Just hair tie my head back...cause I have long hair...and...*hiccup* hang my head over the toilet...

Thanks mom...

*Passes out again*

*plugs in clippers*

Screw putting your hair back...I'm just going to shave it off.

*thats what you get for calling me mom*

*Wakes up sober*

God, my head feels like there is a jack hammer pounding it!

*Feels top of my head*

WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO MY BEAUTIFUL HAIR????? I CALLED IT "MY FLOWING MANE"!!!!!!

What the hell is that on my paper? Eww...well, at least I saved it.

And why does my butt hurt so much?

And then we'll draw all over your bald dome with magic marker. And take pictures. Oh, the fun we will have!


All this talk of alcohol makes me wish I had some. This ALWAYS freaking happens. I never want it on Saturday when I can get it but want it on Sunday when I can't get it.

*Looks in the mirror*

Why does my head say "I like to take it up the butt?"

lonelyelendi wrote:*Looks in the mirror*

Why does my head say "I like to take it up the butt?"

Dude, whatever floats your boat. Who am I to judge?