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LesterG wrote:just some scotch on the rocks and I'm taking it in moderation, don't wanna pass out at work you know (or do i?....)

Hehe... I just imagined myself drunk at work... Imagine the IT Crowd, drunk

'mute

wintermute wrote:

LesterG wrote:just some scotch on the rocks and I'm taking it in moderation, don't wanna pass out at work you know (or do i?....)

Hehe... I just imagined myself drunk at work... Imagine the IT Crowd, drunk

'mute

hahahahha for some reason I can

*phone rings*

worker 1: hi, I can't get this webpage to open, is there something wrong with our email?

drunk IT guy: Just press Alt+f4 and go home for the day and piss on your lawn that should fix it you prick!

Broken Kid wrote:Well now, I like to think of myself as a beer afficianado. I greatly appreciate good ambers, hoppy IPAs, a strong lager, or a rich Porter. And I'll even drink a steam beer or wheat beer when the season is right and the urge strikes me.

All beer is good. Of course I should clarify that Bud/Genny/Miller/etc is not beer.

Any beer that has to be chilled to the point of numbing your taste buds is not beer I haven't had a lot of different beers, but I loves me some Guinness

'mute

LesterG wrote: hahahahha for some reason I can

*phone rings*

worker 1: hi, I can't get this webpage to open, is there something wrong with our email?

drunk IT guy: Just press Alt+f4 and go home for the day and piss on your lawn that should fix it you prick!

You're inside my head!

'mute

I'll brb need a smoke during my lunch time

When I worked for a newspaper, we had an operating system/software package that was really buggy. We were the only paper in the country that used it. It would crash every day, but at least once a week it would be down for more than an hour. So all the reporters would go across the street to a sports bar and drink. This was before deadline, so eventually they had to impose a two-drink maximum before deadline. Apparently the stories weren't coming out so well.

That story just made be laugh, BK!

'mute

wintermute wrote:That story just made be laugh, BK!

'mute

They gave us a pager to take at one point because none of us would answer our phones to come back when we had three or four beers!

Journalists drink A LOT!

Broken Kid wrote:They gave us a pager to take at one point because none of us would answer our phones to come back when we had three or four beers!

Journalists drink A LOT!

Hehe... Too funny!

I once drank so much that I was still drunk when I went to work the next day. I was a bench tech at the time, and let's just say that not many PCs got fixed that day

'mute

I once killed a man for coming into work drunk.

I once fired a man for doing that...

Did I just admit that?well at least they won't know I ment set a man on fire

I was drinking so much one night..we drank till 5 in the morning...i fell asleep till 7...got up and went to work at 8....omdude.

I get migraines a lot so things were still tipsy...but the headache was just like how I feel after a migraine.

I still got work done and everything.


*awesome*

LesterG wrote:I once fired a man for doing that...

This was like 15 years ago, and I was out partying with my boss all night... He was in worse shape than me the next day

'mute

nobackspacebutton wrote:I was drinking so much one night..we drank till 5 in the morning...i fell asleep till 7...got up and went to work at 8....omdude.

I get migraines a lot so things were still tipsy...but the headache was just like how I feel after a migraine.

I still got work done and everything.


*awesome*

I did kind of the same thing. I drank so much that I passed out and my parents had to come get me (I was like 18 at the time). I drank until about 3ish and had to work at 7. I got the job done.