Lonelygirl15

Anne Rice anyone? I read her when I was a teenager.

oh no... i'm definately still grouchy..

now i'm just pissed..

i've been out of ciggys since like.. fucking 2 pm.. and shane is taking his ever loving fucking time at work..

and the god damn washer that i've asked him to fix.. for like.. six fucking god damn months now.. is about to get chopped up into little bitty fucking pieces. it's fucking uneven with itself, and i've had to get up about at least fucking 10 times int he past 20 minutes to fix the fucking thing..

fucking ridiculous.

yes im still fucking grouchy.

aww hun, i feel your pain.

Well, not the siggy pain.. I dont smoke... but I feel the frustration/grouchy pain.. I get like that sometimes... And when the significant other doesnt do something Ive asked it irritates me to no end.

*pours alysa a cocktail Whats your drink of choice sweetstuff? Cuz I could soo use one right about now too.

sex on the beach pleaseeeeee

*pours a sex on the beach for alysa and myself

Jena? How bout you?

oh good god that reminds me of sunday..

shane and i decided that we wanted to go mini golfing..

and i wanted to stop off and get a sex on the beach at the chili's right by our house..

so we go there..

and i realize something is proally wrong because the dude is sitting there looking through a recipie book on how to make a fuckign sex on the beach...

i get the thing..

and it's like.. just cranberry juice and vodka and something else disgusting..

it was red..

sex on the beaches are like peachy orangey pink...

but i didnt feel like sending it back and being a bitch so i had to drink the damn thing..

then we get to the mini golf place and we pay 12 dollars to play or w/e..

and it was the most ghetto mini golf place i have ever been to in my life. all the holes were all fucked up so even if you hit the ball wayyy off it'd slide back and basically bea hole in one.

so ridiculous.

sunday so sucked. haha

kk im done ranting <3

That is GOT to be the best post ever!! I swear to baby jesus Alysa, you crack my ass UP girly!!!

Oh god...poor Shane is going to rue the day.....maybe he's working "late" because of the Grouch is waiting for him? LMAO

Speaking of little pieces....hubby took the boys out last Sunday and I had to clean up files in the bedroom an the DVD player was pissing me off. I rented like 10 movies and it kept saying no disc....so I took the hammer and my right foot to the bitch. Hubby gets home, I told him the DVD player wasn't working and pointed to the 10,000 pieces in the trash can. He just kinda shrugged and and went on. Then the VCR in my son's room ate a tape that same night and Jeff came in asking me where I put the hammer. Hehehehe....I'm rubbing off on him.

LMFAO loves it!

<3<3

awww!

What bartender doesnt know how to make a sex on the beach btw?

My mom used to be a bartender and I would always go in and try differentl drinks...

Have you ever had a jolly rancher? Dude, Ive gotten so fucked up off of those things... I havent had one in over a year now

*sneeks up behind alysa* >_> <_< HI!

nah i haven't had a chance to try much yet, i can't wait though! hehe

i wonder sometimes why shane and i don't go out more often... but then i remember ususally becuase it always turns out just like sunday did.

hey there alyssa

I'm working on a monlogue....gah!

alysaface wrote:hey there alyssa

I'm acually alive still. :]
Tee-hee.
Just been really busy lately with school, finals, and friends. Soo yeah.

school finals and friends should most def. come first!