Lonelygirl15

Granted, but you gain it back and 30 more pounds!!!


I wish I had some food in the fridge

Granted! However... over night a bus full of hungry dwarves stop by and raid your fridge!




I wish Ihad a nickle for everytime I heard someone please!

Granted, but your body is cut in half aswell. (eek. im bad at this lol)

I wish my best friend wasn't such a psycho bitch

granted, but she becomes so nice she stops being friends with you because she thinks you're a bitch....oh how the tables have turned....lol

i wish........i had someone to bring me soup in bed while i was sick!

granted but she drop on you while serving it




I wish I could sleep 48 hours!

Granted, but then you never sleep again...and die from exhaustion.

I wish my head didn't hurt =(

Granted, but now the rest of your body hurts like hell!

I wish my friend who hasn't seen me for 2 years will finally call me.

Granted, but it the phone blows up in your hand.

I wish it would stop raining.

Granted but now the world goes up in flame


I wish we were friday!

Um granted, but..you get bugs thrown at you?

(we were Friday?..hmm...)

I wish I wouldn't have eaten that doughnut.

granted but instead you hate a whole 3 layers cake



I hope I will get to see my friends this week!

Granted , but they all ignore you


I wish my puppy didnt tear stuff up

granted but then he poop everywhere



I wish we had World Peace

Granted but we all starve to death instead


I wish I wasnt so stubborn

Granted but you become self-centered instead


I wish I was all unpacked from moving into new house.