Could Bree be an alien or some other type of creature?

milowent · Post by **milowent** » Thu Mar 29, 2007 9:38 pm

whoa! taig is back! i thought he was never to be seen again, like the gaylien cowboy ....

spaciegirlreturn · Post by **spaciegirlreturn** » Fri Mar 30, 2007 10:13 am

I held him captive for uh..questioning. Yeah, that's it....questioning.

Taig · Post by **Taig** » Fri Mar 30, 2007 5:53 pm

It is true. She did. But now she probably has more questions than she did before.

I spent quite a bit of time in Florida investigating a connection between our hapless trio and an organization there that may be more intimidating, more influential and more bizzarre than Gayliens...

I am certain now of one thing. Joan is a Scientologist!

chershaytoute · Post by **chershaytoute** » Fri Mar 30, 2007 8:55 pm

Taig, I think that's one of the scariest damned things I've heard in this thread! However did you escape alive?

longlostposter · Post by **longlostposter** » Fri Mar 30, 2007 11:55 pm

Taig, don't even try to come in here acting all innocent. I have seen you in other threads trying to promote the Gaylien agenda. You have been outed, buster.

Luminous · Post by **Luminous** » Sat Mar 31, 2007 12:11 am

milowent wrote:Apparently Klaatu left behind some incriminating videos in a storage locker for which he failed to pay the rent. The contents were auctioned off, and some video has now appeared on youtube.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_FdbJUC42wM

(possibly NSFW? Especially aboard Gaylien-craft.)

I have merely been a lurker, and not a contributer to this forum, so alas, I regret that I must now be the bearer of bad news.

It seems the inevitable outcome of the gaylien lovefest has been casually disgarded on the side of the road (or possibly in a dumpster depending on which report you view.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pjafuFGA8mw

I am devastated.

Ravensnow27 · Post by **Ravensnow27** » Sat Mar 31, 2007 1:35 am

I hate this thread.

Taig · Post by **Taig** » Sat Mar 31, 2007 7:30 pm

Ravensnow27...dis thread lubs y'all...how kin you hates dis thread?

...dis thread lubs all gods chillens...

...whether dey be white or black or yella or brown...hether dey be women folk or good ol' boys

dis thread lubs ev'body even 'cludin' dat ol' gay boy dat wear tea cozies on day head and young girls dat go a trollipin' 'round da countries without no one to be watchin' after dem like a shaperon...

'dis thread even lub da young foriegn boy dat don't know nuthin' 'bout no epogen or other medicalations...but it don' madder none since it had nuffin' to do with nuffin' any ol' way...

dis thread lubs dem folks whats get drunk in the after'noon and roll 'round till dem bad men show up... an den dey runs away

dis thread lub dems what wont share their candy...

dis thread lubs y'all and it lubs dem crazy blondes dat run 'round wearing' big ol' sunglasses an even dem that go 'round killin peoples pappies...

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this thread is your thread; this thread is my theread this thread was made for you and me...from California, to the New York Island
from the redwood forest, to the gulf stream waters...

this thread was made for you and me...

in the squares of the city - In the shadow of the steeple
near the relief office - I see my people
and some are grumblin' and some are wonderin'
if this thread's still made for you and me.

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on a seperate note...I am trying really hard to give up on the gay alien thing...but when I see Bree-ski runnin through the dessert in Roswell it just makes things SO hard

Ravensnow27 · Post by **Ravensnow27** » Sat Mar 31, 2007 7:39 pm

Taig wrote:Ravensnow27...dis thread lubs y'all...how kin you hates dis thread?

...dis thread lubs all gods chillens...

...whether dey be white or black or yella or brown...hether dey be women folk or good ol' boys

dis thread lubs ev'body even 'cludin' dat ol' gay boy dat wear tea cozies on day head and young girls dat go a trollipin' 'round da countries without no one to be watchin' after dem like a shaperon...

'dis thread even lub da young foriegn boy dat don't know nuthin' 'bout no epogen or other medicalations...but it don' madder none since it had nuffin' to do with nuffin' any ol' way...

dis thread lubs dem folks whats get drunk in the after'noon and roll 'round till dem bad men show up... an den dey runs away

dis thread lub dems what wont share their candy...

dis thread lubs y'all and it lubs dem crazy blondes dat run 'round wearing' big ol' sunglasses an even dem that go 'round killin peoples pappies...

-----------------------------

this thread is your thread; this thread is my theread this thread was made for you and me...from California, to the New York Island
from the redwood forest, to the gulf stream waters...

this thread was made for you and me...

in the squares of the city - In the shadow of the steeple
near the relief office - I see my people
and some are grumblin' and some are wonderin'
if this thread's still made for you and me.

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on a seperate note...I am trying really hard to give up on the gay alien thing...but when I see Bree-ski runnin through the dessert in Roswell it just makes things SO hard

ok ok ok that was funny, maybe shes not gay, she could be asexual

ApotheosisAZ · Post by **ApotheosisAZ** » Sat Mar 31, 2007 8:11 pm

To the poster who has apparently hacked into Taig's account:

You can't be the real Taig. I personally shot, stabbed and poisoned Taig. I then placed the remains in a suit of velostatic chainmaille and dumped it into the Gulf of Mexico. James Bond himself couldn't have resurfaced from that.

Who are you? Are you a descendant of Rasputin's?

chershaytoute · Post by **chershaytoute** » Sat Mar 31, 2007 8:15 pm

<standing at attention and saluting dis thread>

I have eaten the pizza. I have drank the koolaid. I have watched the spin art go round and round.

<makes a smart and sassy about face>

<crashes into a handily placed brick wall>

Where the HELL did this come from?

gogo · Post by **gogo** » Sat Mar 31, 2007 8:37 pm

Ravensnow27 wrote:I hate this thread.

I would never think of going to a thread where I do not post and might not like and writing that I hate the thread and risk hurting the feelings of those who hold this thread close their hearts. I guess everyone is entitled to their opinions. I just don't understand why people have to express such negativity (hatred in this case, sheesh

). I hope it was not an unprovoked attack or call to begin a flame war, because I will not bite.

I will thank you for your contribution to this thread, although I am not sure what to do with your hatred. I'd pray for you, but I don't pray anymore (well, occasionally when the mood strikes...)

Well, happy month-long anniversary on this board, ravensnow27.

I hope you are enjoying other threads. Just don't mind this one. It is an emotional rollercoaster of heartbreak, mayhem, lost opportunity, girlish crushes (at least in my case), hardcore research, violent murder, and intense hipster guitar riffs

. It really is my favorite.

I think Taig is/was really the only one promoting the Gay Alien theory. (Taig: Welcome back, old timer, if it is indeed you!)

Others have their own ideas to promote. From my far away location, I am still working on my gremlins theory.

ApAZ, do not share private information in public. Now the evidence is clearly stated and accessible. I have already screencapped it and saved it on my computer for one of the blackmailing opportunities that may arise.

Chershaytoute, I have often found this same wall only mine has always been metaphorical, I think. If not, it could be a wall-placing conspiracy.

longlostposter · Post by **longlostposter** » Sat Mar 31, 2007 9:13 pm

Ravensnow27 wrote:I hate this thread.

j/k, Raven. My first post in this thread was identical to yours; however, I then uncovered the insidious nature of the succubi, and well, Bree sucks every man dry, so I had to take a serious look at it.

chershaytoute · Post by **chershaytoute** » Sat Mar 31, 2007 9:38 pm

It's FEMA again, gogo. They have this nasty habit of building things in the oddest places. I really do have to pay a bit more attention. But I was so busy saluting, that I over and under stepped, all at the same time, with less than salubrious results...

I do thank you for your concern. As always, you show an attitude that makes the rest of us proud to know and associate with you...

spaciegirlreturn · Post by **spaciegirlreturn** » Sun Apr 01, 2007 1:10 am