Party Thread (Archive V)

senoritablanca · Post by **senoritablanca** » Mon Jan 08, 2007 10:00 pm

lonelyelendi wrote:wow this is kind of awkward...ok.ok...so there was this one time with a Chiuaua and some WD-40, but I was drunk, and I had no idea what was going on....

...thanks...

OMG YOU TOO?!?!

BallsyMcD · Post by **BallsyMcD** » Mon Jan 08, 2007 10:01 pm

lonelyelendi wrote:Well, yes...I mean...no...not like that...I mean...I am not...like that...well...what I mean is that I am currently in the closet, but not...umm...like that...well, you see...the thing is that...the door...I was trying to watch....and....wow this is kind of awkward...ok.ok...so there was this one time with a Chiuaua and some WD-40, but I was drunk, and I had no idea what was going on....but anyways...if you could just...yea...open the door and not make this any more uncomfortable that would be great...

...thanks...

sounds like one hell of a party!

cup o' noodles · Post by **cup o' noodles** » Mon Jan 08, 2007 10:01 pm

senoritablanca wrote:
lonelyelendi wrote:wow this is kind of awkward...ok.ok...so there was this one time with a Chiuaua and some WD-40, but I was drunk, and I had no idea what was going on....

...thanks...
OMG YOU TOO?!?!

I think it's safe to say that it's happened to all of us at one point in time.

lonelyelendi · Post by **lonelyelendi** » Mon Jan 08, 2007 10:02 pm

cup o' noodles wrote:
iamcool wrote:i thought he was trying to hint to us hes gay too

joking
Josh, no need to be mean.

hahaha! Paisley, no need to get up in arms! I am completely secure with my masculinity...I know I am not gay, so I don't care what other people think...hell it is funny to screw with people, make em think you are gay to make them uncomfortable...it is really hilarious...I know Josh was just kidding, and I knew what jokes I was walking into when I said *hides in the closet* to be honest I was surprised it took that long to get at them!

senoritablanca · Post by **senoritablanca** » Mon Jan 08, 2007 10:03 pm

lonelyelendi wrote:
hell it is funny to screw with people, make em think you are gay to make them uncomfortable...it is really hilarious...

i love doing that! the looks on peoples faces are hilarious

lonelyelendi · Post by **lonelyelendi** » Mon Jan 08, 2007 10:04 pm

senoritablanca wrote:
lonelyelendi wrote:wow this is kind of awkward...ok.ok...so there was this one time with a Chiuaua and some WD-40, but I was drunk, and I had no idea what was going on....

...thanks...
OMG YOU TOO?!?!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! My friend and I came up with that line like 6 years ago, and no two people have thought it meant the same thing....to be honest it is just the most awkward combination of things we could come up with!!!!

senoritablanca · Post by **senoritablanca** » Mon Jan 08, 2007 10:05 pm

hahah! i live for awkward moments, my life is defined by them

(chiuahuas and all)

lonelyelendi · Post by **lonelyelendi** » Mon Jan 08, 2007 10:07 pm

My favorite thing to say to my friend (he is 6'5ish, 200+ pounds, and Lithuanian) whenever there is an awkward pause in a conversation is "Is it wrong if I have an erection right now?" I swear to god!!!! Nothing is more hilarious....specially when there are people around who don't know that we are kidding....they FREAK OUT!

senoritablanca · Post by **senoritablanca** » Mon Jan 08, 2007 10:08 pm

lonelyelendi wrote:My favorite thing to say to my friend (he is 6'5ish, 200+ pounds, and Lithuanian) whenever there is an awkward pause in a conversation is "Is it wrong if I have an erection right now?" I swear to god!!!! Nothing is more hilarious....specially when there are people around who don't know that we are kidding....they FREAK OUT!

LMAO

i usually just make the awkward turtle or spew out a high pitched "aaaawkwwaarrrrd!"

lonelyelendi · Post by **lonelyelendi** » Mon Jan 08, 2007 10:09 pm

OMG THE AWKWARD TURTLE!!!! My friends and I do the Awkward Headcrab when things get REALLY awkward xD

iamcool · Post by **iamcool** » Mon Jan 08, 2007 10:12 pm

lonelyelendi wrote:My favorite thing to say to my friend (he is 6'5ish, 200+ pounds, and Lithuanian) whenever there is an awkward pause in a conversation is "Is it wrong if I have an erection right now?" I swear to god!!!! Nothing is more hilarious....specially when there are people around who don't know that we are kidding....they FREAK OUT!

LMFAO!!

i'm gna try tht with a full class in college

it shud be fun

senoritablanca · Post by **senoritablanca** » Mon Jan 08, 2007 10:14 pm

lonelyelendi wrote:OMG THE AWKWARD TURTLE!!!! My friends and I do the Awkward Headcrab when things get REALLY awkward xD

HAHA! yes me and the awkward turtle are like, BFFs. i live a VERY awkward life

lonelyelendi · Post by **lonelyelendi** » Mon Jan 08, 2007 10:14 pm

Do it dude, people freak the hell out. Then I like to say "It was just a hypothetical question!! Jeez, everybody calm the f*** down...sheesh..."

Luv2Skydive · Post by **Luv2Skydive** » Mon Jan 08, 2007 11:44 pm

Evening all! I'm lurking while I'm working but wanted to pop in and show you what my son brought home from Burger King before I throw it away because, frankly, it scares the shit out of me. Sorry the pic is so huge so just delete it first if you quote me.

cup o' noodles · Post by **cup o' noodles** » Mon Jan 08, 2007 11:47 pm

THAT THING IS SO CREEPY!!!