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Posted: Mon Jan 08, 2007 10:00 pm
by senoritablanca
lonelyelendi wrote:wow this is kind of awkward...ok.ok...so there was this one time with a Chiuaua and some WD-40, but I was drunk, and I had no idea what was going on....


...thanks...
OMG YOU TOO?!?!

Posted: Mon Jan 08, 2007 10:01 pm
by BallsyMcD
lonelyelendi wrote:Well, yes...I mean...no...not like that...I mean...I am not...like that...well...what I mean is that I am currently in the closet, but not...umm...like that...well, you see...the thing is that...the door...I was trying to watch....and....wow this is kind of awkward...ok.ok...so there was this one time with a Chiuaua and some WD-40, but I was drunk, and I had no idea what was going on....but anyways...if you could just...yea...open the door and not make this any more uncomfortable that would be great...


...thanks...

sounds like one hell of a party!

Posted: Mon Jan 08, 2007 10:01 pm
by cup o' noodles
senoritablanca wrote:
lonelyelendi wrote:wow this is kind of awkward...ok.ok...so there was this one time with a Chiuaua and some WD-40, but I was drunk, and I had no idea what was going on....


...thanks...
OMG YOU TOO?!?!
I think it's safe to say that it's happened to all of us at one point in time. :D :lol:

Posted: Mon Jan 08, 2007 10:02 pm
by lonelyelendi
cup o' noodles wrote:
iamcool wrote:i thought he was trying to hint to us hes gay too :shock:

:P joking
Josh, no need to be mean.
hahaha! Paisley, no need to get up in arms! I am completely secure with my masculinity...I know I am not gay, so I don't care what other people think...hell it is funny to screw with people, make em think you are gay to make them uncomfortable...it is really hilarious...I know Josh was just kidding, and I knew what jokes I was walking into when I said *hides in the closet* to be honest I was surprised it took that long to get at them!

Posted: Mon Jan 08, 2007 10:03 pm
by senoritablanca
lonelyelendi wrote:
hell it is funny to screw with people, make em think you are gay to make them uncomfortable...it is really hilarious...
i love doing that! the looks on peoples faces are hilarious

Posted: Mon Jan 08, 2007 10:04 pm
by lonelyelendi
senoritablanca wrote:
lonelyelendi wrote:wow this is kind of awkward...ok.ok...so there was this one time with a Chiuaua and some WD-40, but I was drunk, and I had no idea what was going on....


...thanks...
OMG YOU TOO?!?!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! My friend and I came up with that line like 6 years ago, and no two people have thought it meant the same thing....to be honest it is just the most awkward combination of things we could come up with!!!!

Posted: Mon Jan 08, 2007 10:05 pm
by senoritablanca
hahah! i live for awkward moments, my life is defined by them

(chiuahuas and all)

Posted: Mon Jan 08, 2007 10:07 pm
by lonelyelendi
My favorite thing to say to my friend (he is 6'5ish, 200+ pounds, and Lithuanian) whenever there is an awkward pause in a conversation is "Is it wrong if I have an erection right now?" I swear to god!!!! Nothing is more hilarious....specially when there are people around who don't know that we are kidding....they FREAK OUT!

Posted: Mon Jan 08, 2007 10:08 pm
by senoritablanca
lonelyelendi wrote:My favorite thing to say to my friend (he is 6'5ish, 200+ pounds, and Lithuanian) whenever there is an awkward pause in a conversation is "Is it wrong if I have an erection right now?" I swear to god!!!! Nothing is more hilarious....specially when there are people around who don't know that we are kidding....they FREAK OUT!

LMAO

i usually just make the awkward turtle or spew out a high pitched "aaaawkwwaarrrrd!"

Posted: Mon Jan 08, 2007 10:09 pm
by lonelyelendi
OMG THE AWKWARD TURTLE!!!! My friends and I do the Awkward Headcrab when things get REALLY awkward xD

Posted: Mon Jan 08, 2007 10:12 pm
by iamcool
lonelyelendi wrote:My favorite thing to say to my friend (he is 6'5ish, 200+ pounds, and Lithuanian) whenever there is an awkward pause in a conversation is "Is it wrong if I have an erection right now?" I swear to god!!!! Nothing is more hilarious....specially when there are people around who don't know that we are kidding....they FREAK OUT!
LMFAO!!

i'm gna try tht with a full class in college :)

it shud be fun

Posted: Mon Jan 08, 2007 10:14 pm
by senoritablanca
lonelyelendi wrote:OMG THE AWKWARD TURTLE!!!! My friends and I do the Awkward Headcrab when things get REALLY awkward xD
HAHA! yes me and the awkward turtle are like, BFFs. i live a VERY awkward life

Posted: Mon Jan 08, 2007 10:14 pm
by lonelyelendi
Do it dude, people freak the hell out. Then I like to say "It was just a hypothetical question!! Jeez, everybody calm the f*** down...sheesh..."

Posted: Mon Jan 08, 2007 11:44 pm
by Luv2Skydive
Evening all! I'm lurking while I'm working but wanted to pop in and show you what my son brought home from Burger King before I throw it away because, frankly, it scares the shit out of me. Sorry the pic is so huge so just delete it first if you quote me.

Image

Posted: Mon Jan 08, 2007 11:47 pm
by cup o' noodles
THAT THING IS SO CREEPY!!! :lol: