rachelalexis wrote:Okay, roomie looked at me very strangely when I cackled evilly at that... no, really, she now thinks I'm going to smother her in her sleep or someting...
A healthy suspicion of homicide is necessary to maintaining a productive roommate environment. That's what I always found. That's why in college I always slept with an arm hanging over the side of the bed and a big hammer on the floor just within reach!
Wow. I'd hate to be your roommate! Scary.
Although now, I guess, we're both going to be roomies with Vertigo! Sleepovers are so fun.
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rachelalexis wrote:Okay, roomie looked at me very strangely when I cackled evilly at that... no, really, she now thinks I'm going to smother her in her sleep or someting...
A healthy suspicion of homicide is necessary to maintaining a productive roommate environment. That's what I always found. That's why in college I always slept with an arm hanging over the side of the bed and a big hammer on the floor just within reach!
Wow. I'd hate to be your roommate! Scary.
Although now, I guess, we're both going to be roomies with Vertigo! Sleepovers are so fun.
Oh yeah, that comment won't keep the guys off of drooling... imagine the demand for pics from the pillow fights!
FuturePeter is my make believe boyfriend.
When in doubt, go straight to sex. --Jack Coleman (HRG)
Mirage wrote:Ok, enough smary pickup lines from me...for tonight atleast.
As sad as it is, that pickup line would totally work for me. In fact, other pickup lines that would work with me:
"Excuse me, is that seat taken?"
"Do you have the time?"
"Would you please take your hand off me?"
"Nice pants."
Mirage wrote:Ok, enough smary pickup lines from me...for tonight atleast.
As sad as it is, that pickup line would totally work for me. In fact, other pickup lines that would work with me:
"Excuse me, is that seat taken?"
"Do you have the time?"
"Would you please take your hand off me?"
"Nice pants."
Or, "Hey, why are you in my bushes?"?!?!?!
FuturePeter is my make believe boyfriend.
When in doubt, go straight to sex. --Jack Coleman (HRG)
Mirage wrote:Ok, enough smary pickup lines from me...for tonight atleast.
As sad as it is, that pickup line would totally work for me. In fact, other pickup lines that would work with me:
"Excuse me, is that seat taken?"
"Do you have the time?"
"Would you please take your hand off me?"
"Nice pants."
"Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes."
"Do you know karate? Because your body is really kickin'."
"Is that a keg in your pants? Because I'd love to tap that ass."
rachelalexis wrote:Crazy and smelly... exactly what we look for in a man...
Well, that wasn't what I meant. I guess I was just thinking of something a woman might say to me in any particular situation, due to some unknown smell.
Another oldie but goodie that drives me crazy:
"The restraining order says 500 feet! Don't make me call the cops!"
