Posted: Mon Jan 22, 2007 5:25 pm
btw i belive that is 3 times he has broken the law now...
or is it 4....
cant remember...
or is it 4....
cant remember...
and heya krig and WO!
guys.. please don't get mad at me.. but I got this in an email and the females in here need to see this...
"BECAUSE I'M A MAN!"
Because I'm a man, when I lock my keys in the car I will fiddle with a wire
clothes hanger and ignore your suggestions that we call a road service until long after hypothermia has set in.
Because I'm a man, when the car isn't running very well, I will pop the hood and stare at the engine as if I know what I'm looking at. If another man shows up, one of us will say to the other, "I used to be able to fix these things, but now with all these computers and everything, I wouldn't know where to start"
Because I'm a man, when I catch a cold I need someone to bring me soup and take care of me while I lie in bed and moan. You never get as sick as I do, so for you this isn't an issue.
Because I'm a man, when one of our appliances stops working I will insist on taking it apart despite the evidence that this will just cost me twice as
much once the repair person gets here and has to put it back together.
Because I'm a man, I must hold the television remote control in my hand
while I watch TV. If the thing has been misplaced, I may miss a whole show looking for it (though one time I was able to survive by holding a
calculator).
Because I'm a man, I don't think we're all that lost, and no, I don't think
we should stop and ask someone.
Because I'm a man, there is no need to ask me what I'm thinking about. The answer is always either racing or football, though I have to make up
something else when you ask, so don't.
Because I'm a man, you don't have to ask me if I liked the movie. Chances are, if you're crying at the end of it, I didn't.
Because I'm a man, I think what you're wearing is fine. I thought what you were wearing five minutes ago was fine, too. Either pair of shoes is fine. With the belt or without it looks fine. Your hair is fine. You look fine.
Can we just go now?
This has been A public Service message for Women, to better understand the Male of our species.................
"
